Bobby
June 1, 2008--April 25, 2014
Showing posts with label obituaries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obituaries. Show all posts
April 25, 2014
December 19, 2013
Obituary
Poog Cronin
1937-2013
Our beloved Poog, who presided over the first shampoo bottle-loofah sponge wedding in his bathroom, died doing what he loved: lying in a kiddie pool of grape juice.
1937-2013
Our beloved Poog, who presided over the first shampoo bottle-loofah sponge wedding in his bathroom, died doing what he loved: lying in a kiddie pool of grape juice.
A political activist, Mr. Cronin was one of the leading advocates of S.P.C.M.L. (Separation of Pillow Cases and Meat Loaf) and the 1960s group What Time Is It Going To Be In 10 Minutes?!
Poog also was an early-round judge on the reality TV show Paul, Cut Your Toe Nails!
Played trumpet in the jazz quintet Oyster Ear and was part of the group's farewell show at a winter, 1993 benefit to raise awareness of snow.
Funeral services are set for Saturday at 5:00 p.m., then we're off to Tommy's Pub for movie trivia.
Poog also was an early-round judge on the reality TV show Paul, Cut Your Toe Nails!
Played trumpet in the jazz quintet Oyster Ear and was part of the group's farewell show at a winter, 1993 benefit to raise awareness of snow.
Funeral services are set for Saturday at 5:00 p.m., then we're off to Tommy's Pub for movie trivia.
June 26, 2013
Obituary
Ned Miranda
1915-2013
Beloved air gardener and one of the founding members of the musical group Johnny and the Cold Cuts, Mr. Miranda died of an apparent dish towel overdose. Best known for his public protests to ban same-sex furniture shopping and his pointing at his own shadow world record time of 17 minutes, 44 seconds, Miranda is survived by his pet goldfish, Freddie 7.
1915-2013
Beloved air gardener and one of the founding members of the musical group Johnny and the Cold Cuts, Mr. Miranda died of an apparent dish towel overdose. Best known for his public protests to ban same-sex furniture shopping and his pointing at his own shadow world record time of 17 minutes, 44 seconds, Miranda is survived by his pet goldfish, Freddie 7.
January 17, 2013
Obituary
"Arnold" was a vibrant, young cone made with lots of pastry flour who fulfilled his last wish: holding vanilla ice cream at a six-year old's birthday party.
We had just received word Arnold would appear in the 2013 update of the Encyclopedia of Dropped Ice Cream Cones (Chocolate House Publishing) when he was dropped and left in a pile of mud.
Funeral services/garbage disposal burial are set for January 19 at 2:30 p.m. in the back of Dean's Ice Cream Shop, where Arnold met his first sprinkle.
November 7, 2012
Obituary
Orange
2011-2012
* Sold for $.49 (October, 2012)
"One of the last true oranges of its generation"
Viewing: November 17 from 10:00 a.m.-11:30 a.m. at Kaynesport Funeral Home
2011-2012
* Sold for $.49 (October, 2012)
"One of the last true oranges of its generation"
Viewing: November 17 from 10:00 a.m.-11:30 a.m. at Kaynesport Funeral Home
October 23, 2012
Obituary
Helen Kleinschmidt
1925-2012
Mrs. Kleinschmidt died doing what she loved: throwing clumps of grass at neighborhood children. Was minister in the first legalized mouse marriage (January, 2009), and once spent a night in a bed of ketchup to win a bet.
1925-2012
Mrs. Kleinschmidt died doing what she loved: throwing clumps of grass at neighborhood children. Was minister in the first legalized mouse marriage (January, 2009), and once spent a night in a bed of ketchup to win a bet.
Founding member of the political activist groups S.O.C.C. (Separation of Caterpillar & Coffee) and E.R.G.N. (Equal Rights for Goldfish Now).
Funeral services are set for October 27 at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Jimmy Q's for 80s music trivia.
Funeral services are set for October 27 at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Jimmy Q's for 80s music trivia.
April 12, 2012
Obituary
Henry Klepp
1928-2011
The founding member of the political activist groups S.O.C.A.F. (separation of cola and ant farm) and RCTN (Rodney, Cut Your Toe Nails!), Henry died doing what he loved: vacuuming the inside of his mailbox. In 1985, he opened a dresser drawer for under-privileged turtlenecks, and in 1997 successfully lobbied to have all of the roofs in his hometown of Plumptin removed. Played clarinet in the musical quartet Mashed Potato Face and the group played their final show in April, 1977 at a benefit to help raise awareness of mud.
Funeral services are set for Friday at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Amigo's for $1 tequila shot night.
1928-2011
The founding member of the political activist groups S.O.C.A.F. (separation of cola and ant farm) and RCTN (Rodney, Cut Your Toe Nails!), Henry died doing what he loved: vacuuming the inside of his mailbox. In 1985, he opened a dresser drawer for under-privileged turtlenecks, and in 1997 successfully lobbied to have all of the roofs in his hometown of Plumptin removed. Played clarinet in the musical quartet Mashed Potato Face and the group played their final show in April, 1977 at a benefit to help raise awareness of mud.
Funeral services are set for Friday at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Amigo's for $1 tequila shot night.
January 24, 2012
Obituary
Charity Pershack
1921-2012
A long-time penguin runner in the black market mammal trade, Mrs. Pershack died suddenly, Monday morning when she was trapped in her refrigerator and later perished in the vegetable crisper.
1921-2012
A long-time penguin runner in the black market mammal trade, Mrs. Pershack died suddenly, Monday morning when she was trapped in her refrigerator and later perished in the vegetable crisper.
A member of a number of political activist groups, including S.O.E.S. (separation of ear and sandwich), she helped organize the 1987 Yince County tree house boycotts and the 2002 omelet riots after the publicized police beatings of a carton of free-range.
She is survived by several (2?) desk lamps.
Funeral services are scheduled for January 28 at 5:00 p.m., then we're headed to McCaffertys for quarter draft hour.
Funeral services are scheduled for January 28 at 5:00 p.m., then we're headed to McCaffertys for quarter draft hour.
September 27, 2011
Obituary
Emmit Larsen
1906-2011
Emmit died doing what he loved: arguing with a squirrel on the roof. The founding member of the political activist group S.F.M. (Separation of Feathers & Milk) and protest group GO-FUMS (Get Out From Under My Sink), he also formed the air drumming trio Bologna Face in 1974 and the group played their final show at the 1981 Shovel at the Shore benefit to raise awareness of snow.
1906-2011
Emmit died doing what he loved: arguing with a squirrel on the roof. The founding member of the political activist group S.F.M. (Separation of Feathers & Milk) and protest group GO-FUMS (Get Out From Under My Sink), he also formed the air drumming trio Bologna Face in 1974 and the group played their final show at the 1981 Shovel at the Shore benefit to raise awareness of snow.
Emmit is survived by a photograph of his goldfish, Marty.
Funeral services are set for October 1 at 4:30 p.m., then it's off to Padre's for quarter beer night
May 23, 2011
Obituary
Daniel Lester
1914-2011
Mr. Lester died doing what he loved: sitting in a kiddie pool while throwing rotten fruit at squirrels. He was the founder of political activist groups S.P.C.S. (Separation of Paper Clips and Soup) and the Plumptin County chapter of Keeping Snowmen Cold. Refusing to accept the existence of toothbrushes, Mr. Lester chose instead to brush his teeth with a small boy named Benjamin. In 1973, married his podiatry school sweetheart, Rose, but the couple divorced in early-1974 after an argument over bone spurs. Mr. Lester is survived by a drawing of his son, Walter.
1914-2011
Mr. Lester died doing what he loved: sitting in a kiddie pool while throwing rotten fruit at squirrels. He was the founder of political activist groups S.P.C.S. (Separation of Paper Clips and Soup) and the Plumptin County chapter of Keeping Snowmen Cold. Refusing to accept the existence of toothbrushes, Mr. Lester chose instead to brush his teeth with a small boy named Benjamin. In 1973, married his podiatry school sweetheart, Rose, but the couple divorced in early-1974 after an argument over bone spurs. Mr. Lester is survived by a drawing of his son, Walter.
Funeral services are set for May 27 at 5:00 p.m., then it's off to Paddock's for .50 wing night.
February 9, 2011
Obituary
Dorothy Baines
1908-2011
Well, the old nut finally died. Dorothy was one of the original members of the air guitar quartet Finger Lickin and formed the political activist group S.O.P. (Separation of Owl and Pasta). She died doing what she loved: shouting at a toll booth operator. Funeral services are set for February 10 at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Holy Bowling! for league night.
1908-2011
Well, the old nut finally died. Dorothy was one of the original members of the air guitar quartet Finger Lickin and formed the political activist group S.O.P. (Separation of Owl and Pasta). She died doing what she loved: shouting at a toll booth operator. Funeral services are set for February 10 at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Holy Bowling! for league night.
January 17, 2011
Obituary
"Zeke"
(2002-2010)
Our beloved lawnmower died doing what it loved: running over a fire ant hill. Mistakenly cut IT'S A BOX into lawn after Charlie was born in October, 2008. Left out in rain during family vacation (August, 2005); married Valerie (pool skimmer) a month later. Items still underneath when it died: squirrel tail, ankle sock, mailbox pieces.
Funeral services set for January 22 at 11:00 a.m. in the garage.
(2002-2010)
Our beloved lawnmower died doing what it loved: running over a fire ant hill. Mistakenly cut IT'S A BOX into lawn after Charlie was born in October, 2008. Left out in rain during family vacation (August, 2005); married Valerie (pool skimmer) a month later. Items still underneath when it died: squirrel tail, ankle sock, mailbox pieces.
Funeral services set for January 22 at 11:00 a.m. in the garage.
January 1, 2011
Obituary
"Lloyd"
(2005-2010)
Our old vaccuum cleaner died late Friday evening after an accidental paper clip overdose. Lloyd loved going under tables and scaring the cat, and he wasn't afraid to leave his comfort zone and help out during the Barbecue Sauce Spills of '08. Married a push broom (Wanda) in November, 2007; divorced a month later after an argument over lint traps. Funeral services set for Tuesday out by the mailbox.
December 10, 2010
Obituary
Charles Pickford
1910-2010
The founding member of the political activist group S.A.C. (Separation of Antler & Cake), he died doing what he loved: screaming obsentities at his desk lamp. One of the great air drummers of all time, Charles was also a multiple gold medal winner at the 1984 Office Supply Olympics. He is survived by a drawing of a donkey.
1910-2010
The founding member of the political activist group S.A.C. (Separation of Antler & Cake), he died doing what he loved: screaming obsentities at his desk lamp. One of the great air drummers of all time, Charles was also a multiple gold medal winner at the 1984 Office Supply Olympics. He is survived by a drawing of a donkey.
September 11, 2010
Obituary
Reginald Callahan
1931-2010
Reginald, the former governor of the mailbox and surrounding patch of grass in his front lawn, died of an apparent refrigerator magnet overdose. Mr. Callahan was one of the founding members of the political organization S.O.S.L. (Separation of Sandals and Lasagna) and played air flute in the musical group Noodle Paco. He is survived by his pet vegetable slicer, Irwin.
1931-2010
Reginald, the former governor of the mailbox and surrounding patch of grass in his front lawn, died of an apparent refrigerator magnet overdose. Mr. Callahan was one of the founding members of the political organization S.O.S.L. (Separation of Sandals and Lasagna) and played air flute in the musical group Noodle Paco. He is survived by his pet vegetable slicer, Irwin.
July 29, 2010
Obituary
Morris Coughlin
1909-2010
Morris died doing what he loved: shouting insults at squirrels. Ran a successful mail-order Ernie business in the early-1970s and from 1982-1984 sold courage door-to-door. Morris was regional director of the political activist group S.O.S.C. (Separation of Sandpaper and Cake), and also was the owner of the world's largest mashed potato sculpture. Funeral services are set for August 1, then we're off to Puddles for $1 tequila shots.
1909-2010
Morris died doing what he loved: shouting insults at squirrels. Ran a successful mail-order Ernie business in the early-1970s and from 1982-1984 sold courage door-to-door. Morris was regional director of the political activist group S.O.S.C. (Separation of Sandpaper and Cake), and also was the owner of the world's largest mashed potato sculpture. Funeral services are set for August 1, then we're off to Puddles for $1 tequila shots.
June 30, 2010
Obituary
Alden Scofield
1911-2010
Alden, the former mayor of the flower bed in his backyard, died of an apparent envelope overdose late Tuesday. Our beloved mosquito whisperer was one of the founding members of the political activist group S.M.M. (Separation of Mouse and Milkshake), and had a starring role in the 1963 play Expired License Plate of a Salesman. Funeral services set for Friday at 3:00 p.m., then it's off to Dumpy's for $3 pitcher night.
1911-2010
Alden, the former mayor of the flower bed in his backyard, died of an apparent envelope overdose late Tuesday. Our beloved mosquito whisperer was one of the founding members of the political activist group S.M.M. (Separation of Mouse and Milkshake), and had a starring role in the 1963 play Expired License Plate of a Salesman. Funeral services set for Friday at 3:00 p.m., then it's off to Dumpy's for $3 pitcher night.
January 2, 2010
Obituaries
Klevin Washington (1919-2010)
Founding member of the political activist group S.O.T.T. (Separation of Toenail & Tea). In 1995, opened a dresser drawer for under-privileged chinos. Survived by his pet ant, Murray 4.
Sharon Appling (1920-2010)
Starred in the 1986 musical Eye Patches On Ice. Organized the 2002-2003 Appling Family Bath Tub Boycotts, helping coin the phrase "we won't bathe 'till the water's changed". Played saxophone in the musical group Mayonnaise Face. Funeral services set for January 5 at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Jo Jo's for 60 cent wing night.
Founding member of the political activist group S.O.T.T. (Separation of Toenail & Tea). In 1995, opened a dresser drawer for under-privileged chinos. Survived by his pet ant, Murray 4.
Sharon Appling (1920-2010)
Starred in the 1986 musical Eye Patches On Ice. Organized the 2002-2003 Appling Family Bath Tub Boycotts, helping coin the phrase "we won't bathe 'till the water's changed". Played saxophone in the musical group Mayonnaise Face. Funeral services set for January 5 at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Jo Jo's for 60 cent wing night.
November 2, 2009
Obituary
Janet Erickson (1907-2009)
Beloved wart hero successfully lobbied to have all warts removed from local faces (May, 1957). Founder of the political activist group S.O.F.S (Separation of Fingernail & Soup), Ms. Erickson died doing what she loved: searching in the carpet for her dental floss. Survived by her pet boysenberry, Arthur 2.
Beloved wart hero successfully lobbied to have all warts removed from local faces (May, 1957). Founder of the political activist group S.O.F.S (Separation of Fingernail & Soup), Ms. Erickson died doing what she loved: searching in the carpet for her dental floss. Survived by her pet boysenberry, Arthur 2.
October 9, 2009
Obituary
Gervin Phelps (1902-2009)
Mr. Phelps passed away early Friday morning of an apparent raccoon overdose. Was one of the original members of the musical group The Yats Wuestling Experience; self-proclaimed "Godfather of coal"; married to his job (1939-1945), divorced, May 1945 for attending a meeting wearing two belts and no pants.
Funeral services, October 11 at 6:30 p.m. then it's off to Benny Q's for $1 beer night.
Mr. Phelps passed away early Friday morning of an apparent raccoon overdose. Was one of the original members of the musical group The Yats Wuestling Experience; self-proclaimed "Godfather of coal"; married to his job (1939-1945), divorced, May 1945 for attending a meeting wearing two belts and no pants.
Funeral services, October 11 at 6:30 p.m. then it's off to Benny Q's for $1 beer night.
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