November 2, 2009


Kirby Donaldson (1907-2009)
Beloved wart hero successfully lobbied to have all warts removed from local faces (May, 1957). Founder of the poltical activist group S.O.F.S (Seperation of Fingernail & Soup), Mr. Donaldson died doing what he loved: searching in the carpet for his dental floss. Survived by his pet radish, Stanley.

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