** Just flown in **
- Over 20,000 in stock
- Perfect for gluing things to
- Plenty of Derwoods available
555-4301
December 31, 2009
Events
Tonight at 8:00 p.m., it's the Bobby Classifieds' 2nd annual A Cookin' New Years Eve!
Hosted by John Plum and Sissy Paddock
**JUST ADDED**
Stand-up comedian Hunclebunk
Brought to you by:
Celery Sock
Beginning tonight at 8:00 p.m., right after the season finale of Get My Momma to Church! on WDER.
Hosted by John Plum and Sissy Paddock
**JUST ADDED**
Stand-up comedian Hunclebunk
Brought to you by:
Celery Sock
Beginning tonight at 8:00 p.m., right after the season finale of Get My Momma to Church! on WDER.
December 30, 2009
For sale
Magazines
Swamp & Crawler (November, 1997)
Greg (May, 2006)
Bologna Jacket Maker (November, 2009)
$5 each
Liam 555-0070
Swamp & Crawler (November, 1997)
Greg (May, 2006)
Bologna Jacket Maker (November, 2009)
$5 each
Liam 555-0070
December 29, 2009
For sale
1987 Verk Juzter XE
* 537,000 miles
* Steering wheel in good shape
$50 or best offer
Marty 555-1327
* 537,000 miles
* Steering wheel in good shape
$50 or best offer
Marty 555-1327
December 28, 2009
For sale
School-children
Thomas
Age: 8
Pluses: Has third grade connections
Minuses: Still won't let anyone wash his Mr. Blankey; literally has two left feet
Favorite meal: Bowls of ketchup with sugar cubes
Morgan
Age: 7
Pluses: Ears pierced since 2006
Minuses: On school bus, sits in seat above tire; sneezes into a paper bag/saves sneezes
Imaginary friend(s): Henry (deceased)
$80 each
Mrs. Frederick
555-7718
Thomas
Age: 8
Pluses: Has third grade connections
Minuses: Still won't let anyone wash his Mr. Blankey; literally has two left feet
Favorite meal: Bowls of ketchup with sugar cubes
Morgan
Age: 7
Pluses: Ears pierced since 2006
Minuses: On school bus, sits in seat above tire; sneezes into a paper bag/saves sneezes
Imaginary friend(s): Henry (deceased)
$80 each
Mrs. Frederick
555-7718
December 27, 2009
December 26, 2009
New product
Ernigers-brand Lettuce Juice
* Now with 35% more pencil
* Recommended by four out of five guys named Ben
* Contains plenty of Vitamin Zheb kids need to play video games
Pick up a bottle today!
* Now with 35% more pencil
* Recommended by four out of five guys named Ben
* Contains plenty of Vitamin Zheb kids need to play video games
Pick up a bottle today!
Events
Grumson, Linus & Nultz Law Offices
2009 Holiday Party
Schedule of events:
7:00 p.m. - Firings: Heather Banneker, Tim Winkley
7:10 p.m. - Cream of Broccoli Soup Dunk Tank - semi finals/finals/consolation finals
8:30 p.m. - Let's Hide Mr. Grumson's Hair Piece
9:15 p.m. - Live musical performance by It Couldn't Be Head Lice
11:00 p.m. - Award ceremony:
- Chubby Wrists Award
- Furthest Parking Space from Door
- Best Pointer
12:00 a.m. - 16th annual Snow Shovel Your Way to the Parking Lot
December 29 at Nunch Valley Ballroom
2009 Holiday Party
Schedule of events:
7:00 p.m. - Firings: Heather Banneker, Tim Winkley
7:10 p.m. - Cream of Broccoli Soup Dunk Tank - semi finals/finals/consolation finals
8:30 p.m. - Let's Hide Mr. Grumson's Hair Piece
9:15 p.m. - Live musical performance by It Couldn't Be Head Lice
11:00 p.m. - Award ceremony:
- Chubby Wrists Award
- Furthest Parking Space from Door
- Best Pointer
12:00 a.m. - 16th annual Snow Shovel Your Way to the Parking Lot
December 29 at Nunch Valley Ballroom
December 25, 2009
Home for sale
1/2 BR
0 BATH
8 HORNETS NEST
Free with purchase:
- Uncle Miles
- Bologna Squad action figure set (includes Lunchmeat Larry)
- Uncle Miles' world-famous onion collection
** Used in the filming of the 1998 made-for-TV film The Ghost of Lawnmower 37
Open house - January 2 from 11:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
185 Quinkley Manor, West Dylan
Openings
King Deki Flea Market
Grand opening
Open Monday through Saturday, 8:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m.
King Deki's - 675 Weaver Way, Plumptin Industrial Complex
Grand opening
Open Monday through Saturday, 8:00 a.m. - 7:00 p.m.
King Deki's - 675 Weaver Way, Plumptin Industrial Complex
For sale
Discount Christmas items
Santa pants
* Size 44 (w/soy milk stain)
$11
Boots (pair)
* Dead mouse in left boot
$7 each or two for $12
Mouse only
$2
Little helper
* Brian
* 107 pounds
* Asthma
$45
Chris 555-1002
Santa pants
* Size 44 (w/soy milk stain)
$11
Boots (pair)
* Dead mouse in left boot
$7 each or two for $12
Mouse only
$2
Little helper
* Brian
* 107 pounds
* Asthma
$45
Chris 555-1002
December 24, 2009
December 23, 2009
December 22, 2009
Openings
Morris Street Movie House
Grand re-opening
January movies:
The Accidental Tortoise
Almost Gyros
The Her and I
Documentaries ->
These People Don't Smell Very Good
Invasion of Ernie Caldwell's Privacy
**Specials**
- Buy one get one free eight-year olds (new arrivals: Kevante, Madeline)
- Unused napkins now available
Morris Street Movie House
3400 W Morris Street, Kaynesport
Grand re-opening
January movies:
The Accidental Tortoise
Almost Gyros
The Her and I
Documentaries ->
These People Don't Smell Very Good
Invasion of Ernie Caldwell's Privacy
**Specials**
- Buy one get one free eight-year olds (new arrivals: Kevante, Madeline)
- Unused napkins now available
Morris Street Movie House
3400 W Morris Street, Kaynesport
Rooster for sale
Rodney
Age: unknown
40-yard dash: 5.6
* At 2007 Crowlympics, won gold medal in mashed potato dive and bronze medal in luge
$60 or best offer
Chantelle 555-4410
December 21, 2009
Meetings
The People in Emmit Chorley's Laundry Room
January meeting
Items to discuss:
* What not to do with the fabric softener
* Who is driving Emmit's guinea pig, Merle to his Bumblefoots Anonymous meeting?
* For our February 9th field trip to the upstairs bathroom, we still need deposits from: Rick, Vanessa and Que'Ontay
January 2, 6:00 p.m.
January meeting
Items to discuss:
* What not to do with the fabric softener
* Who is driving Emmit's guinea pig, Merle to his Bumblefoots Anonymous meeting?
* For our February 9th field trip to the upstairs bathroom, we still need deposits from: Rick, Vanessa and Que'Ontay
January 2, 6:00 p.m.
For sale
I've got some more of my domain names available at great prices.
www.whatsinmynose.blogspot.com
www.moviescriptmadness.bcm/thingswelostinthecoleslaw
www.liesivetoldmymailman.com
www.followingaroundmrsblakeman.com
www.lasagnaart.com
www.trackandfieldshop.com/frozensquirrelrelaybatons
www.foreheadphotos.com
$15 each
Bobby 555-2323
www.whatsinmynose.blogspot.com
www.moviescriptmadness.bcm/thingswelostinthecoleslaw
www.liesivetoldmymailman.com
www.followingaroundmrsblakeman.com
www.lasagnaart.com
www.trackandfieldshop.com/frozensquirrelrelaybatons
www.foreheadphotos.com
$15 each
Bobby 555-2323
December 20, 2009
Nincompoops for hire
Over 10,000 in stock
* Perfect for stapling things to
* Now 31% more doofus
Call for prices and availability
555-5657
* Perfect for stapling things to
* Now 31% more doofus
Call for prices and availability
555-5657
Letter from the editor
Thanks to everyone who submitted a reindeer stew recipe; the winners will be announced on Christmas Eve as part of our annual Smelling Santa benefit to scrub the shampooless. Also, please stop mailing rubber unibrows as the contest ended December 5.
- Derwood Morris
December 19, 2009
For sale
Husband
Eric
Age: 46
Favorite sports team: the fictional Oddington Possums
Tattoos: "CHANTELLE", "REAL MEN LOVE JEESUS", "JENNIFER"
Employer: Eric's Resume Building Co.
Claim to fame: Starred in 2005 reality TV show Will You Drive my Father to the Chiropractor?
$200 or best offer
Jennifer 555-9092
Eric
Age: 46
Favorite sports team: the fictional Oddington Possums
Tattoos: "CHANTELLE", "REAL MEN LOVE JEESUS", "JENNIFER"
Employer: Eric's Resume Building Co.
Claim to fame: Starred in 2005 reality TV show Will You Drive my Father to the Chiropractor?
$200 or best offer
Jennifer 555-9092
December 18, 2009
Meetings
Beefy's Fast Food Hut - Store #811
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* We do not give hair cuts at the drive-thru window
* Next Friday's "Bring Your Raccoon to Work Day" has been cancelled
* The whereabouts of the honey mustard dressing sprinklers
December 21, 11:30 a.m.
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* We do not give hair cuts at the drive-thru window
* Next Friday's "Bring Your Raccoon to Work Day" has been cancelled
* The whereabouts of the honey mustard dressing sprinklers
December 21, 11:30 a.m.
December 17, 2009
December 16, 2009
House for sale
11 BR
1/8 BATH
- Front door/windows sold separately
Formerly used as:
* Studio space for the production of the 1988 holiday album The Miseducation of Parson Brown
* Headquarters for Plumptin chapter of M.A.W.D. (Mothers Against Wheelbarrow Drag Racing)
Open house: December 22, 1:30 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
810 Jickson Crossing, East Plumptin
For sale
Play scripts
* Gentleman Prefer Asparagus
* Squirrels
* Insurance Salesman on the Roof
* The Phantom of the PTA Meeting
$6 each
Hillary 555-4004
* Gentleman Prefer Asparagus
* Squirrels
* Insurance Salesman on the Roof
* The Phantom of the PTA Meeting
$6 each
Hillary 555-4004
December 15, 2009
For sale
Apartment-wide sale
* Mustard utility belt - $55
* Rubber ears (36 right, 35 left) - $40 or $2 each
* Oscar Rainbow cape/swiss cheese mask (rare) - $100
* Sneezes - $15/gallon
* VHS: $5 each
- Slippered Man Walking
- A Few Good Grapes
Dylan 555-6554
* Mustard utility belt - $55
* Rubber ears (36 right, 35 left) - $40 or $2 each
* Oscar Rainbow cape/swiss cheese mask (rare) - $100
* Sneezes - $15/gallon
* VHS: $5 each
- Slippered Man Walking
- A Few Good Grapes
Dylan 555-6554
December 14, 2009
For sale
Old Bobby headquarters at PW-1 Street
* Sleeps one-sixth of a person comfortably
* Largest thumb collection in the world included with purchase
$114
555-3720
December 13, 2009
Casting call
The Plooqway Theater Company is holding auditions for the following roles in our adaptation of the Lawrence Riggen's play, A Streetcar Named The Number Six.
- Gerald: half-man, half-pepperoni pizza
- Dream Angela
- Voice of singing tabasco sauce
- Headless Albert
- Shampooman/Shampooman's alter ego, Brice Bainbridge
- Evil Wayne
- Mayor Colsen's private donkey
- Sock historian
* Also looking for anyone who knows how to talk a woman down from a chandelier *
Auditions will be held January 4-7 from 6:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. at Plooqway (3200 Chin Market Place)
- Gerald: half-man, half-pepperoni pizza
- Dream Angela
- Voice of singing tabasco sauce
- Headless Albert
- Shampooman/Shampooman's alter ego, Brice Bainbridge
- Evil Wayne
- Mayor Colsen's private donkey
- Sock historian
* Also looking for anyone who knows how to talk a woman down from a chandelier *
Auditions will be held January 4-7 from 6:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. at Plooqway (3200 Chin Market Place)
Personal ads
HORSES FOR HORSES
Single, brown/white horse, age 5. Looking for a female horse of a similar color. Head must be skateboard-size or larger.
Andy box 07871
CATS FOR CATS
I finally caught a palmetto bug I'd been chasing since November. Hoping to meet a nice, young feline who can help me eat it.
Pepe box 66558
SBC. While practicing my counter dive-shadow swat, I knocked over my owner's antique vase. I need a place to hide while this thing blows over. Got a 1/2 bag of cat nip.
Morris box 30324
OTHER
Single, white santa claus. Searching for a child in his/her early single digits with an attractive mommy who wouldn't mind kissing a man with chronically chapped lips and a fake beard encrusted with spicy mustard.
Chris box 49405
Single, brown/white horse, age 5. Looking for a female horse of a similar color. Head must be skateboard-size or larger.
Andy box 07871
CATS FOR CATS
I finally caught a palmetto bug I'd been chasing since November. Hoping to meet a nice, young feline who can help me eat it.
Pepe box 66558
SBC. While practicing my counter dive-shadow swat, I knocked over my owner's antique vase. I need a place to hide while this thing blows over. Got a 1/2 bag of cat nip.
Morris box 30324
OTHER
Single, white santa claus. Searching for a child in his/her early single digits with an attractive mommy who wouldn't mind kissing a man with chronically chapped lips and a fake beard encrusted with spicy mustard.
Chris box 49405
December 12, 2009
For sale
Old protest signs
"Give Talking Cartoon Lawnmowers a Chance"
"________!"
"End Penguin Tossing by 2040"
"Get Out of My Garage!"
$7 each
Hal 555-0081
"Give Talking Cartoon Lawnmowers a Chance"
"________!"
"End Penguin Tossing by 2040"
"Get Out of My Garage!"
$7 each
Hal 555-0081
Meetings
Kaynesport Youth Wrestling Club
Team meeting
On the agenda:
* Cauliflower ear should not be taken literally
* It's against the rules to have head gear made of cheese
* Strategy Sessions, part 3: pinching 'till you pin
December 14, 7:00 p.m. at the old gymnasium
Team meeting
On the agenda:
* Cauliflower ear should not be taken literally
* It's against the rules to have head gear made of cheese
* Strategy Sessions, part 3: pinching 'till you pin
December 14, 7:00 p.m. at the old gymnasium
December 11, 2009
Dreams for sale
This is a collection of some of my recurring dreams.
Great deals available -
* Editor for Nosy Orthodontist magazine
* The Poo Olympics dream
* I accidentally bump into Mick Jagger, he drops his groceries and I save one of his tomatoes before it rolls into the sewer. He says "thanks, that was my favorite one," and promises to write a song about our encounter, but he never does.
* On the bed of a pick up truck bathing in a tub of ranch dressing
* Starting quarterback for the Saskatchewan Roughriders
* Get married to Trevon's mother
* The pine cone eating contest dream
* Quarterbacks coach for the Saskatchewan Roughriders
Make me an offer
Aaron 555-3669
Great deals available -
* Editor for Nosy Orthodontist magazine
* The Poo Olympics dream
* I accidentally bump into Mick Jagger, he drops his groceries and I save one of his tomatoes before it rolls into the sewer. He says "thanks, that was my favorite one," and promises to write a song about our encounter, but he never does.
* On the bed of a pick up truck bathing in a tub of ranch dressing
* Starting quarterback for the Saskatchewan Roughriders
* Get married to Trevon's mother
* The pine cone eating contest dream
* Quarterbacks coach for the Saskatchewan Roughriders
Make me an offer
Aaron 555-3669
December 10, 2009
Puppy for hire
Mitch
Age: 6
Nails: unclipped
Available for:
- Toosh sniffs
- Kangaroo puppet show audience
* Breath smells like rotten ladybugs *
$22/hour
555-6111
December 9, 2009
December 8, 2009
Services
Kim Lee
Psychiatrist for hire
"'Is' is what it is when it wants to be where it was."
* Voices inside your garbage disposal
* Police horse envy
* "I hate my gardener's sideburns"
* Fear of drawings of sharks
* Embellishing orthodontic work
* Alphabaphobia (fear of misspelling the name of your phobia)
* Staple remover anxiety
Call for rates and availability
555-7811
Psychiatrist for hire
"'Is' is what it is when it wants to be where it was."
* Voices inside your garbage disposal
* Police horse envy
* "I hate my gardener's sideburns"
* Fear of drawings of sharks
* Embellishing orthodontic work
* Alphabaphobia (fear of misspelling the name of your phobia)
* Staple remover anxiety
Call for rates and availability
555-7811
December 7, 2009
Events
The Bobby Classifieds' second-annual A Cookin' New Years Eve is almost here!
* Hosted by John Plum and Sissy Paddock *
"Come complain about 2009 and ring in 2010 with us!"
Tentative schedule:
7:50 p.m. - Police escort up escalator
8:00 p.m. - National anthem performed by Eddie and the Uncoordinated
8:15 p.m. - Wet Ear Muff Contest - semi finals/finals
9:30 p.m. - Let's Get Ernie Harrington Drunk (sponsored by Travis Light Beer)
9:45 p.m. - Musical performance by Shampoo Overdose
11:30 p.m. - Countdown to 11:59
11:59 p.m. - Countdown to midnight
12:00 a.m. - Raccoon Head Drop & sermon by Reverend Donnie Niles: "God was here a minute ago, you just missed him"
Call 555-7625 to order your tickets
* Hosted by John Plum and Sissy Paddock *
"Come complain about 2009 and ring in 2010 with us!"
Tentative schedule:
7:50 p.m. - Police escort up escalator
8:00 p.m. - National anthem performed by Eddie and the Uncoordinated
8:15 p.m. - Wet Ear Muff Contest - semi finals/finals
9:30 p.m. - Let's Get Ernie Harrington Drunk (sponsored by Travis Light Beer)
9:45 p.m. - Musical performance by Shampoo Overdose
11:30 p.m. - Countdown to 11:59
11:59 p.m. - Countdown to midnight
12:00 a.m. - Raccoon Head Drop & sermon by Reverend Donnie Niles: "God was here a minute ago, you just missed him"
Call 555-7625 to order your tickets
December 6, 2009
Rake for sale
* Won "Best Handle" at 2008 Lawnies
* Star of made-for-TV movie I Married a Feather Duster
$75
Darnell 555-5579
Pine cole for sale
* Three ounces
* Perfect for:
- Pine cone soup
- Pine cone fights
$25 or $2 per scale
Terry 555-2774
December 5, 2009
For sale
Magazines
Bologna Sandwich (January, 2007; March, 2007)
Roof & Crawler (April, 1995; December, 1995)
Porcupine Sports for Kids (May, 1990)
$9 each
Raj 555-2331
Bologna Sandwich (January, 2007; March, 2007)
Roof & Crawler (April, 1995; December, 1995)
Porcupine Sports for Kids (May, 1990)
$9 each
Raj 555-2331
December 4, 2009
Meetings
Schizophrenics Anonymous
Bi-monthly meeting
Items to discuss:
* It's not X-ray vision if the refrigerator door is open
* Look me in the eye when I'm talking to him
* The TV weather man does not want you to evacuate the city of Cleveland before the rain picks up
Wombat banjocupcakes: Lynette & Vin
December 6, 2:00 p.m. at the Feathers Mansion
Bi-monthly meeting
Items to discuss:
* It's not X-ray vision if the refrigerator door is open
* Look me in the eye when I'm talking to him
* The TV weather man does not want you to evacuate the city of Cleveland before the rain picks up
Wombat banjocupcakes: Lynette & Vin
December 6, 2:00 p.m. at the Feathers Mansion
December 3, 2009
Announcements
The Kaynesport Salmon 18+ basketball team has been selected!
Players who made the final cut list:
1. Sid Eery
2. Otis Peakaboo
3. Ellis Yaycheez
4. Monty Bobo
5. Buddy Samples
6. Bingo Cershack
7. D'Crondrae Appelby
8. Clifton Didier
9. Blinky Samples
10. Poog Cronin
11. Johnny Pepper
12. Ta'Qwayshon Bennett
** Please report to practice, December 7 at 6:30 p.m. at the old gymnasium **
Players who made the final cut list:
1. Sid Eery
2. Otis Peakaboo
3. Ellis Yaycheez
4. Monty Bobo
5. Buddy Samples
6. Bingo Cershack
7. D'Crondrae Appelby
8. Clifton Didier
9. Blinky Samples
10. Poog Cronin
11. Johnny Pepper
12. Ta'Qwayshon Bennett
** Please report to practice, December 7 at 6:30 p.m. at the old gymnasium **
Announcements
WDER-RADIO is your new home for the best in whistle/soft hum and talk radio!
New weekday lineup
Doofus Bob in the Morning
7:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m.
Top 50 Whistles at Noon (with DJ Pistachio)
12:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m.
The mid-day Decay with Ray Callaway's Toupee, Clay
3:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m.
Plumptin Deer Ticks Basketball
7:00 p.m. - Arnie Vanderells and Hall of Famer Stan "Cucumber" McMurtry on the call
Gary & Peg Sing the Five-Day Forecast
12:00 a.m. - 12:25 a.m.
New programming begins December 7!!
Upcoming station events
* Third annual Pancake Skyscraper Contest (sponsored by Lumpy's Maple Syrup) - December 12
* Let's Pay Station Manager, Wendy's Bail - December 15 (all day)
Call 555-WDER to sign up
New weekday lineup
Doofus Bob in the Morning
7:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m.
Top 50 Whistles at Noon (with DJ Pistachio)
12:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m.
The mid-day Decay with Ray Callaway's Toupee, Clay
3:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m.
Plumptin Deer Ticks Basketball
7:00 p.m. - Arnie Vanderells and Hall of Famer Stan "Cucumber" McMurtry on the call
Gary & Peg Sing the Five-Day Forecast
12:00 a.m. - 12:25 a.m.
New programming begins December 7!!
Upcoming station events
* Third annual Pancake Skyscraper Contest (sponsored by Lumpy's Maple Syrup) - December 12
* Let's Pay Station Manager, Wendy's Bail - December 15 (all day)
Call 555-WDER to sign up
Uncle for sale
Sal
Age: 42
* Former two-time Sauerkraut Sports midwest regional champion (1995, 1996)
* Tattoo on left forearm: "Cindy Foreva"
* Favorite snack: frozen soy sauce pops
$45 or best offer
Gwen 555-4642
Age: 42
* Former two-time Sauerkraut Sports midwest regional champion (1995, 1996)
* Tattoo on left forearm: "Cindy Foreva"
* Favorite snack: frozen soy sauce pops
$45 or best offer
Gwen 555-4642
December 2, 2009
Police report
Niles Quame
Age: unknown
Pants: no
Sandwich in pocket: ankle hair w/lettuce & dijon
December 1: Noodle Robbery. Mr. Quame was caught fleeing the 8th street Pasta Warehouse with eleven un-cooked fettuccine noodles, a half-pound of cooked rotini and Benny "Noodles" Montgomery, former bassist for the musical group Forehead.
Previous arrests:
May 12, 2006: Found with more than five gallons of elephant tears with intent to distribute
August 1, 1999: Taken into police custody after testing positive for performance-enhancing groundhog
QUAME, NILES
Bail: $11
Announcements
Now THAT'S art, or is it?, in conjuction with The Bobby Classifieds, presents the first annual Art Contest and Arm Pit Identification Spectacular! Each month, you decide which work of art is the best.
Finalists will be announced at ACAPIS, April 1, 2010.
December entries:
"Hobo Nightmare"
by Grant Wiest, Jasper City
"Ranch Goggles"
by Ernest Pepper, Kaynesport
* Vote for your favorite on the front-page poll
* To enter January's contest, email oscarrainbow@gmail.com
November winner - "Celery Sock", by Valerie Timmons
Finalists will be announced at ACAPIS, April 1, 2010.
December entries:
"Hobo Nightmare"
by Grant Wiest, Jasper City
"Ranch Goggles"
by Ernest Pepper, Kaynesport
* Vote for your favorite on the front-page poll
* To enter January's contest, email oscarrainbow@gmail.com
November winner - "Celery Sock", by Valerie Timmons
December 1, 2009
Meetings
A Novel Concept book club
December meeting
Books to discuss:
* Idiot's Guide to Elevators - Editor: Shirley Brammel
* Jellyfish Randolph Saves the State Fair - Les Babcock Jr.
* Essays on Mud - Samantha Horn
* Apples I've Yet to Finish - Cam Leonard
Squirrels in a blanket: Brice
December 6, 7:30 p.m. at Claire's town house
December meeting
Books to discuss:
* Idiot's Guide to Elevators - Editor: Shirley Brammel
* Jellyfish Randolph Saves the State Fair - Les Babcock Jr.
* Essays on Mud - Samantha Horn
* Apples I've Yet to Finish - Cam Leonard
Squirrels in a blanket: Brice
December 6, 7:30 p.m. at Claire's town house
Fish for sale
Kenny
Age: 7 months
We used to have a great relationship, but I think he finally got tired of all of my birthmark jokes. Plus, he's been sneaking around with this grouper while I'm at work and he thinks I don't know about it. It's time for both of us to start over.
$10 or best offer
Angela 555-8761
Age: 7 months
We used to have a great relationship, but I think he finally got tired of all of my birthmark jokes. Plus, he's been sneaking around with this grouper while I'm at work and he thinks I don't know about it. It's time for both of us to start over.
$10 or best offer
Angela 555-8761
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