December 11, 2009

Dreams for sale

This is a collection of some of my recurring dreams.

Great deals available -

* Editor for Nosy Orthodontist magazine
* The Poo Olympics dream
* I accidentally bump into Mick Jagger, he drops his groceries and I save one of his tomatoes before it rolls into the sewer. He says "thanks, that was my favorite one," and promises to write a song about our encounter, but he never does.
* On the bed of a pick up truck bathing in a tub of ranch dressing
* Starting quarterback for the Saskatchewan Roughriders
* Get married to Trevon's mother
* The pine cone eating contest dream
* Quarterbacks coach for the Saskatchewan Roughriders

Make me an offer
Aaron 555-3669

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