December 13, 2009

Personal ads

HORSES FOR HORSES




Single, brown/white horse, age 5. Looking for a female horse of a similar color. Head must be skateboard-size or larger.

Andy box 07871


CATS FOR CATS

I finally caught a palmetto bug I'd been chasing since November. Hoping to meet a nice, young feline who can help me eat it.

Pepe box 66558


SBC. While practicing my counter dive-shadow swat, I knocked over my owner's antique vase. I need a place to hide while this thing blows over. Got a 1/2 bag of cat nip.

Morris box 30324


OTHER

Single, white santa claus. Searching for a child in his/her early single digits with an attractive mommy who wouldn't mind kissing a man with chronically chapped lips and a fake beard encrusted with spicy mustard.

Chris box 49405

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