Ned Miranda
1915-2013
Beloved air gardener and one of the founding members of the musical group Johnny and the Cold Cuts, Mr. Miranda died of an apparent dish towel overdose. Best known for his public protests to ban same-sex furniture shopping and his pointing at his own shadow world record time of 17 minutes, 44 seconds, Miranda is survived by his pet goldfish, Freddie 7.
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