June 27, 2013


Handy man for hire

I can perform a variety of odd jobs, including:

* Avocado pit appraiser
* Wearing a poncho and galoshes into the shower: a tutorial
* Personal nodder
* Giving individual names to all of the staples in your stapler
* Filling the bath tub with bird seed
* Welcome mats: Q&A
* "Let's ride our bicycles over to that lady and chew on her ears"
* Filling the bath tub with taco shells AND bird seed

Call for rates and availability
Chuck  555-6019

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