Driveway
* Gravel
* Close proximity to the mailbox
* Starred in the 2007 film Snow Shoveling At Tiffany's
$600 for entire driveway
Tiffany 555-2866
December 24, 2011
December 23, 2011
Announcements
Kaynesport Aeros basketball
Additions to the 2011-2012 promotional calendar
January 7 - Couch Cushion Night
January 28 - Throw tangerines at the owner's son
February 4 - Bowl of oatmeal (first 5,000 fans)
February 6 - Window Night
March 11 - Stray cat (first 2,500 fans 14-under)
April 1 - Phonebook Day
For tickets, call 555-3301
Additions to the 2011-2012 promotional calendar
January 7 - Couch Cushion Night
January 28 - Throw tangerines at the owner's son
February 4 - Bowl of oatmeal (first 5,000 fans)
February 6 - Window Night
March 11 - Stray cat (first 2,500 fans 14-under)
April 1 - Phonebook Day
For tickets, call 555-3301
December 22, 2011
For sale
Documentaries on DVD
* Gimme A Glass of Water (Forehead, Live at Kaynesport Amphitheater, 6/7/03)
* There's A Man Over There Screaming at an Oak Tree
* Earburgers: The Closing of Vinny's Fast Food Palace
$6 each
Giovante 555-2000
* Gimme A Glass of Water (Forehead, Live at Kaynesport Amphitheater, 6/7/03)
* There's A Man Over There Screaming at an Oak Tree
* Earburgers: The Closing of Vinny's Fast Food Palace
$6 each
Giovante 555-2000
Meetings
Onion Rings Fast Food - Store #214
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Please stop accepting raisins as currency
* The drive-thru window does not double as a confessional booth
* Meet your new assistant manager in charge of reaching for things, Debra Barone
Saturday at 10:30 a.m.
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Please stop accepting raisins as currency
* The drive-thru window does not double as a confessional booth
* Meet your new assistant manager in charge of reaching for things, Debra Barone
Saturday at 10:30 a.m.
December 21, 2011
For sale
Reality TV shows on DVD
* Watch Me Eat Tree Branches - Final season
* Janitor Wives - Season 2
* Who Wants to Throw Lettuce at a Millionaire? - Season 1
$8 each
Wendy 555-2911
* Watch Me Eat Tree Branches - Final season
* Janitor Wives - Season 2
* Who Wants to Throw Lettuce at a Millionaire? - Season 1
$8 each
Wendy 555-2911
December 20, 2011
Item found
Snowman
We found him outside our apartment the other night; seems to be missing most of his face and perhaps some other accessories.
If he's yours, give us a call.
No reward money is necessary, but perhaps we could talk about an even trade for a snow shovel.
* Doesn't respond to Randal or James *
555-9188
We found him outside our apartment the other night; seems to be missing most of his face and perhaps some other accessories.
If he's yours, give us a call.
No reward money is necessary, but perhaps we could talk about an even trade for a snow shovel.
* Doesn't respond to Randal or James *
555-9188
December 19, 2011
Meetings
What the Book? reading group
Winter meeting
Books to discuss:
* What To Expect When You're Expecting Ear Hair - Ed. Simon Paul
* You Can't Take These Leaves With You - Barbara Sherner
* To Staple Things To A Mockingbird - Henry Raulston
December 21, 7:00 p.m. at Dale's house
Winter meeting
Books to discuss:
* What To Expect When You're Expecting Ear Hair - Ed. Simon Paul
* You Can't Take These Leaves With You - Barbara Sherner
* To Staple Things To A Mockingbird - Henry Raulston
December 21, 7:00 p.m. at Dale's house
December 18, 2011
For sale
Empty ketchup packet collection
* Over 500
* Comes with some free ketchup
* Interesting trades for unopened ketchup packets considered
Entire collection or individual packets available
Kent 555-6117
* Over 500
* Comes with some free ketchup
* Interesting trades for unopened ketchup packets considered
Entire collection or individual packets available
Kent 555-6117
December 17, 2011
For rent
Protest signs
"Get your cat out of my mailbox!"
"Cooper High: give us back our cafeteria worker"!
"Guns don't kill people, drinking upholstery cleaner kills people"
"My shoulder hurts!"
Each sign $2/hour
Kathy 555-1081
"Get your cat out of my mailbox!"
"Cooper High: give us back our cafeteria worker"!
"Guns don't kill people, drinking upholstery cleaner kills people"
"My shoulder hurts!"
Each sign $2/hour
Kathy 555-1081
December 16, 2011
December 15, 2011
Meetings
Soup Shack
Staff meeting
Items to discuss:
* Hot dog bun soup has been taken off the menu
* Please stop accepting empty beer cans as currency
December 17, 10:00 a.m.
Staff meeting
Items to discuss:
* Hot dog bun soup has been taken off the menu
* Please stop accepting empty beer cans as currency
December 17, 10:00 a.m.
December 14, 2011
December 13, 2011
Meetings
Kaynesport Church
Parish meeting
On the agenda:
* Despite what former organist Mitch Kershaw might've told you, our January 8 musical program will not be "all nude"
* We can not replace the holy water with spicy mustard
* Our Christmas Eve Santa vs. Jesus wrestling match has been postponed
December 22, 7:00 p.m.
Parish meeting
On the agenda:
* Despite what former organist Mitch Kershaw might've told you, our January 8 musical program will not be "all nude"
* We can not replace the holy water with spicy mustard
* Our Christmas Eve Santa vs. Jesus wrestling match has been postponed
December 22, 7:00 p.m.
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