February 14, 2012

For sale

Two tires



* Close proximity to the roof


$23 each or $40 for the pair
Kerwin  555-4008

February 13, 2012

For sale

Bacon


















$5 each or both for $9
Horace  555-8118


* Ask about our layaway plans *

February 12, 2012

Public Service Announcement

Support Interracial Air Conditioning Units




Hotline: 555-3773

February 11, 2012

For sale

Lettuce




$2
Abe 555-2211

* Hurry, many interested *

February 10, 2012

For sale

Restaurant bill

* $43.67 + tip owed
* There are three of us at Donachella's Italian Restaurant, table 6. I'll be snapping my fingers and pointing at the bill
* Half plate of fettuccine free with purchase


$40 or best offer

February 9, 2012

For sale

Digital camera

- Gray
- Polynesian sauce dried on bottom

Pictures still on camera:

* Wheelbarrow Fest '11 - Tomato Carry finals (6 photos)
* Uncle Wayne's thigh bruise
* The back of actor Ernie Hampton's head
* "Elbows of the East Coast" (16 photos)


$25
Janice 555-4301

February 8, 2012

Meetings

Beefy's Fast Food Hut - Store #52
Staff meeting


On the agenda:

* The drive-thru does not double as a tattoo parlor
* There is no such thing as a tying your shoelaces while on line tax


February 9, 9:30 a.m.

February 7, 2012

For sale

Grape



* Purple
* Stems sold separately


$4
Barry 555-3381

February 6, 2012

Openings

Gary's Pawn Shop
Grand opening!


Items for sale:

* Computer keyboard keys (A-through-E, J, S, V available)
* "Leaves from many states" collection
* Pants pockets
* Guitar string (last one left from the 2011 collection)
* Directions to other pawn shops


Gary's - 375 Tiso Blvd., Kaynesport

February 5, 2012

Meetings

Friends of Calvin Hernandez
February meeting

On the agenda:

* Calvin's gym membership is expiring soon
* Who is taking Calvin's mother to her nail appointment February 22?
* Where we can spend our Calvin Bucks/where we can't


February 7, 7:30 p.m. at Gwen's house - 308 Jasper Street, Rondale

February 4, 2012

For sale

Used books


Love In The Time Of Wood Paneled Station Wagons - Morris Pueblo
Staircases For Dummies - Chocolate House Publishing
To Be Engaged To Be Married To A Mockingbird - Francis Winfield


$4 each
Beth 555-2918

February 3, 2012

For sale

Highway




We adopted a portion of Route 47 a few years ago and it just hasn't worked out like we had hoped. Maybe all it needs is a fresh start with a new family.


Adoption price: $26


Debbie and Mel 555-9123

February 2, 2012

For sale

Used video games


Retirement Home: Visitor's Day
Busboy
Paper Football 1992
Honey, I Mailed The Kids: The Video Game
Fireanthillbusters 2
Prison Cafeteria Live


$5 each
Greg 555-0081

February 1, 2012

For rent

Pillow



* Close proximity to mud road 7
* Used in the filming of the reality TV show Pillow Fight: Final Challenge


$3/half hour
Ayanna 555-8711