Beefy's Fast Food Hut - Store #124
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* A customer's shirt pocket is not an acceptable place for to-go food
* There's no such thing as a "wearing brown shoes tax"
* Please stop allowing the customers to fill up duffel bags with our ice and sell it in the parking lot
May 17, 1:00 p.m.
May 14, 2012
May 13, 2012
For sale
Magazines
What Time Is It? (July, 2001 - 4:30 and 7:25 double issue)
Pointing At Mud (April, 1977)
Illustrated History of the Frown - Volume 2
Air Saxophonist (November, 2007; February, 2008)
$3 each
Paul 555-8102
What Time Is It? (July, 2001 - 4:30 and 7:25 double issue)
Pointing At Mud (April, 1977)
Illustrated History of the Frown - Volume 2
Air Saxophonist (November, 2007; February, 2008)
$3 each
Paul 555-8102
May 12, 2012
Announcements
Spring, 2012 eating contest schedule at Derwood Fairgrounds
May 18 - Chinese food take out boxes
May 29 - Door bell
June 5 - Dishwashing detergent
June 16 - Napkin
June 22 - Myron Sanders
July 1 - Past eating contest judge's clipboards
Call 555-8338 for tickets
May 18 - Chinese food take out boxes
May 29 - Door bell
June 5 - Dishwashing detergent
June 16 - Napkin
June 22 - Myron Sanders
July 1 - Past eating contest judge's clipboards
Call 555-8338 for tickets
May 11, 2012
Meetings
Sarah's Salad Buffet
Staff meeting
Items to discuss:
* "Half-off oil change at Tire Guys" is not an accepted competitor's coupon
* There's no such thing as a three or more kids tax
* The birthday song does not include the phrase "fat idiot"
May 12, 10:00 a.m.
Staff meeting
Items to discuss:
* "Half-off oil change at Tire Guys" is not an accepted competitor's coupon
* There's no such thing as a three or more kids tax
* The birthday song does not include the phrase "fat idiot"
May 12, 10:00 a.m.
May 10, 2012
May 9, 2012
Meetings
Mel Langston for Governor
Emergency staff meeting
On the agenda:
* A bag of melted ice cream sandwiches is not a campaign contribution
* You don't need to make a concession speech after every unpleasant trip to the bathroom
* Despite what former assistant campaign manager Carl Henley may have said, a victory parade will not run through the girl's locker room at Kaynesport High School
May 10, 8:00 a.m.
Emergency staff meeting
On the agenda:
* A bag of melted ice cream sandwiches is not a campaign contribution
* You don't need to make a concession speech after every unpleasant trip to the bathroom
* Despite what former assistant campaign manager Carl Henley may have said, a victory parade will not run through the girl's locker room at Kaynesport High School
May 10, 8:00 a.m.
May 8, 2012
Services
Advice Man for hire
* Taking a small awning in to the shower with you
* Don't pressure wash your driveway with milk
* Get down from that chandelier
* You can't take salad tongs to a gun fight
* Wearing a dress shirt and suspenders into the pool
* Where does he think he's going?
* Don't put french fries in your tea
Call for rates and availability
Kenneth 555-4029
* Taking a small awning in to the shower with you
* Don't pressure wash your driveway with milk
* Get down from that chandelier
* You can't take salad tongs to a gun fight
* Wearing a dress shirt and suspenders into the pool
* Where does he think he's going?
* Don't put french fries in your tea
Call for rates and availability
Kenneth 555-4029
May 7, 2012
For sale
Used car
* 261,000 miles
* Several winter, 2011 onion slices melted to the hood
* Used in the filming of the reality TV show We're Living In The Above-Ground Pool!
$110
Brandon 555-9940
* 261,000 miles
* Several winter, 2011 onion slices melted to the hood
* Used in the filming of the reality TV show We're Living In The Above-Ground Pool!
$110
Brandon 555-9940
May 6, 2012
Meetings
Sandy's Salad Buffet
Staff meeting
Items to discuss:
* We do not accept salad from other buffet restaurants as currency
* The birthday song does not include pouring soda on the customers
May 7, 1:00 p.m.
Staff meeting
Items to discuss:
* We do not accept salad from other buffet restaurants as currency
* The birthday song does not include pouring soda on the customers
May 7, 1:00 p.m.
May 5, 2012
For rent
Spoon
* Has its own handle
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Watch Me Eat Gravel
$5/half hour
Randy 555-8118
* Has its own handle
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Watch Me Eat Gravel
$5/half hour
Randy 555-8118
May 4, 2012
May 3, 2012
Public Service Announcement
Talk to your stuffed animals before they turn to a life in the trees.
Call 555-3546 to find out how you can make a difference.
May 2, 2012
For sale
Used play scripts
Little Shop Of Cold Medicine
Arm Pit Stains Of A Salesman
Get My Momma To Church! The Musical
(Here Comes) Peanutbutter Face
$4 each
Wendy 555-7588
Little Shop Of Cold Medicine
Arm Pit Stains Of A Salesman
Get My Momma To Church! The Musical
(Here Comes) Peanutbutter Face
$4 each
Wendy 555-7588
May 1, 2012
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