Meetings

The Pals of Bradley Nelson
December meeting


On the agenda:

* Bradley's new mother-in-law, Yolanda

* Bradley Fest 2010: we still need Chipmunk Toss judges & relish for the dunk tank


December 3, 5:00 p.m. at Chan & Beverly's house

For sale

Garbanzo beans




Perfect for:

* Head dress for Senor Garbanzo Halloween costume


25 for $1
Ralph 555-7441

Home for sale

1 BR/BATH/CONFERENCE ROOM
0 DOOR
1 STUFFED GIRAFFE HEAD


* Once owned by two-time Willie Ames look-alike contest runner-up Ivan Selboni
* Floor made of muenster cheese
* Used in the filming of the 2006 reality TV show Tarantula House


105 Polo-Jickson Circle, Kaynesport
Open house: December 6, 1:30 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.

Personal ads

Single, white snowman; melting.

Roger box 31763

Rejected Bobby logos

One of the highlights of 2009 was when the Bobby Classifieds selected its current logo, created by Tommy Odibey. We chose Odibey's logo over dozens that were sent in by readers. Here are the other three finalists that were considered:



Lily Garrison, age 9



J.T. Rhoden, age 17



Kippy McNamara, age 6

Events

Plumptin Cobras 7th grade football
Post-season banquet


On the agenda:

7:30 p.m. - Return cleats, tube socks
7:45 p.m. - Coach Reggie's Hour of Disappointed Head Shakes
8:45 p.m. - Awards presentation:

* Wobbliest pass
* Fat ankle trophy
* Smelliest
* Worst punt

10:00 p.m. - Pigeon Auction


December 2 at the Nelson Morris Banquet Hall - 772 Jern-Kelley Blvd, East Plumptin

Door for sale

* White
* Used in the filming of the 1979 movie The Peephole Diaries
* Tree free with purchase


$11
Nadine 555-7814

Domain names for sale

I need to unload these domain names. They didn't work for me, maybe they can for you.


- www.fireprofessorhermanwilliams.com
- www.anklesofmyyogaclass.com
- www.whatsinmyear.org
- www.sandwichesifailedtofinish.blogspot.com
- www.raccoontoss.com/pastchampions_jennakerr



Make me an offer
Benita  555-8000

For sale

Children's/dog toys


Plush dolls

* Rhino Reggie
* Whiny Martha


Rubber meats

* pork chop
* bologna slice (rare)


MURRAY game console

Comes with three games:

* Mashed Potato Man vs. Canada
* Standing & Pointing Olympics: Barcelona
* Prison Cafeteria Live 1997



Call for prices
Paul 555-8102

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Events

Bertrum




The "Butternut Squash Elvis" will be performing his No. 1 international hit I aint no Bowling Pin at the Kaynesport Amphitheatre, January 23-24.


Call 555-3324 for tickets

For lease

Historic building available for lease




Previous occupants:

- Uncle Bo's House of Raisin Toast (2005-2009)
- Keegan Family Elbow Farm (1998-2005)
- M.A.T.T. (Mothers Against Teenage Tattletailing) headquarters (1997-1998)
- Yogurt Pool Supplies Inc. (1992-1997)
- Sneeze 98.9 FM (1976-1992)
- Buffy and Ty's Edible Ties & Thai Buffet (1974-1976)
- Greazie/Roundhead-'70 campaign headquarters (summer/fall, 1970)


Open house: November 28, 12:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.

Glove compartment sale

Everything must go -


* Old insurance cards:

- 1972 Fingerscross (rare) - $25
- All others - 15 for $1 or .10 each

* Unidentified blueish-orange clump on paper towel - $12
* Paper towel - $1
* Half roast beef sandwich - $7
* CDs:

- I saw Mommy Tazering Santa Claus, Peggy Cliff
- Tree (looks like it's shady), Vito McNamara

* 1992 Lhint Glimmer, ZE

- 277,000 miles
- Glove compartment items sold separately



Eugene 555-7121

Meetings

Kaynesport News-Messenger
Emergency staff meeting


Item to discuss:


* The obituary page is not for house plants


November 25, 5:00 p.m.