For sale

VHS

Sports videos

* Basketball's Greatest Tip-Offs
* 1994 World Series of Pointing: Official Video

Concerts

* Peggy Cliff: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like January (Live at Kaphauf Amphitheater, 12/18/97)
* Ernie & Julio Sing the Newspaper Police Blotter (Live at Freddy's Burger Shack, 4/5/1987)


Call for pricing list
Angela 555-2611

Meetings

A4 Cab Service
Driver's meeting


On the agenda:

* What not to sell out of the window at stoplights
* A dead goldfish is not an air freshener


August 1, 1:00 p.m.

Announcements

Glub County Wildcats youth baseball
Team banquet update

Awards to be given out:

- Worst swing
- Infield fall down award
- Most awkward older sister
- Worst breath (Division 1 & Division II levels)

Items added to silent auction:

- Coach Martin's uneaten ham sandwich from April 16 rain delay
- Baseball autographed by Ben's grandpa, Lewis
- Set of 25 sunflower seed shell pieces (*rare*)


Banquet: July 30, 7:00 p.m. at Old Delwood Ballroom, Kaynesport

Meetings

Soup Palace - Store #39
Staff meeting


Item on the agenda:

* Customers are not allowed to pay by the noodle


Training video - July 31 right before open

For sale

Tree branches

* Over 300 available in all shapes and sizes
* Buy five branches get one leaf free (limited time)


Call for pricing list
Dale  555-0440

Announcements

The Plumptin 35+ fall baseball team has been selected!

Final cut list:
* returning player

1. *Wilson Fu
2.  A. Elijah Baines
3. *Peeps Rafeky
4. *Daylight Bittinger
5. Niles Andujar
6. *Weston Fu
7. Ronaldo Salazar
8. Chin Charles
9. *Morris Rainbow
10. Rooster Shane
11. *Peakis Fishbine
12. Don Darlington

13. Wiley-Joe Andujar
14. Zeke Keppich

player-manager:

*Yoyo Salazar


First practice: September 5, 6:00 p.m. at field 9

For sale

Documentary films


* Waiter, There's Part of a Chipmunk in my Soup! - The Closing of Gafreda's Lunch Stop
* Christmas, 2005: Uncle Horace's "I don't care (about my underwear)" song and dance and jog
* Venable Family Mashed Potato Fight 2 (includes extended scenes with police/mailman)
* Finding Brenda's Hair Clip


DVDs - $15 each
Alan 555-9970

Services

Need a pool swam in?


Joe Maglio 555-9995

Services

Psychiatrist for hire

* The voices inside your soup
* "I make guacamole and pour it in my ski boots"
* Nunciaphobia (fear of mis-pronouncing your phobia)
* Over-winking
* Excessive air clarinet
* The couch is talking about me behind my back


Call for rates and availability
Nancy 555-0330

Sayings for sale

My three most-used sayings for sale at discounted prices.


"I'll butter my own helmet, thank you"
"You can't take a hippo to a gun fight"
"A nickel for a penny for your thoughts?"


Call for pricing list
Kent 555-3301

Meetings

Envelope Enthusiasts
July meeting


Items to discuss:

* Mashed potatoes don't travel well in envelopes
* Club president Mary McGuire: "I think we've run out of things to talk about"


July 22, 10:30 a.m.

Public Service Announcement

Vote "Yes" on Prop 17 - February 1


Other prop bills

Prop 410 - End Steering Wheel Drumming

Prop 114 - Wearing a Rain Coat & Galoshes into the Shower

Prop 550 - Salamander Rights

Prop 89 Amendment - The Legality of Shampoo on Hot Dogs

For sale

Reality TV on DVD


* Who Won't Bathe?! - Season 1

* Bus Stop: Knoxville
* Who Wants to Glue Things to a Millionaire? - Season 4
* Watch Me Drink Puddle Water - Season 2


$8 each
India  555-6781

Opportunities

You want to go to the moon?

I've built a spaceship and I'm going to the moon.

If you want to go with me to the moon, come to a pre-flight meeting at my house, October 24 at 8:00 p.m. (Ladies only)


Jeremy 555-3049