Team meeting
On the agenda:
* The following players are no longer allowed to shoot: Trey, Keshawn, Chris
November 2, 5:30 p.m. at the rec center
October 31, 2011
Meetings
Kaynesport Bulls 9-under basketball
Team meeting
On the agenda:
* The following players are no longer allowed to shoot: Trey, Keshawn, Chris
November 2, 5:30 p.m. at the rec center
Team meeting
On the agenda:
* The following players are no longer allowed to shoot: Trey, Keshawn, Chris
November 2, 5:30 p.m. at the rec center
October 30, 2011
Meetings
Pre-Halloween meeting
Items to discuss:
* Who this year is dressing up as an above-ground pool?
* A pumpkin is not a weapon
* Showing up four hours late to a costume party dressed as November 1st isn't funny two years in a row
October 30, 7:00 p.m. at Randy Turner's apartment
Items to discuss:
* Who this year is dressing up as an above-ground pool?
* A pumpkin is not a weapon
* Showing up four hours late to a costume party dressed as November 1st isn't funny two years in a row
October 30, 7:00 p.m. at Randy Turner's apartment
October 29, 2011
For sale
Workout videos on VHS
* Hopping In Place With Pierre
* Come On, Let's Butter Up Paul and Shove Him Through the Doorway
* (Let's Keep) Blubbersizing!
$5 each
Cody 555-4461
* Hopping In Place With Pierre
* Come On, Let's Butter Up Paul and Shove Him Through the Doorway
* (Let's Keep) Blubbersizing!
$5 each
Cody 555-4461
October 28, 2011
Openings
The Sandwich Hole
Grand opening of our West Kaynesport location!
Summer specials:
* Diced sandals w/mustard sauce
* Ears of Linda on pumpernickel
* The Murray Dandridge
* Paper towel on white
BYOT (Bring your own tomatoes)
Sandwich Hole - 710 Poloca Avenue, Kaynesport
Grand opening of our West Kaynesport location!
Summer specials:
* Diced sandals w/mustard sauce
* Ears of Linda on pumpernickel
* The Murray Dandridge
* Paper towel on white
BYOT (Bring your own tomatoes)
Sandwich Hole - 710 Poloca Avenue, Kaynesport
October 27, 2011
October 26, 2011
Religious visions
A vision of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ appeared on pine straw near my house.
Viewings available now and until the end of December.
* $125 per viewing
* Chunks of Jesus Straw™ also available
844 Rainbow Blvd., Kaynesport
October 25, 2011
Announcements
The Plumptin Buffaloes 40+ adult baseball fall team has been selected!
Final cut list
* Returning player
1. Tommy Potato
2. *Derwood Quintana
3. Pigeon Face Hadley
4. *Jarvis James
5. Sunset Rivers
6. *Kneecaps Graham
7. *Percy Chang
8. Gramps Vernon
9. Ernie Bilbo
10. Timmy Potato
11. Hakeem
12. *Pervis Chang
13. Shu Shin-Wong
14. Crackers Calhoun
First practice: October 29, 6:00 p.m. at field 10
** Please bring your own glove **
Final cut list
* Returning player
1. Tommy Potato
2. *Derwood Quintana
3. Pigeon Face Hadley
4. *Jarvis James
5. Sunset Rivers
6. *Kneecaps Graham
7. *Percy Chang
8. Gramps Vernon
9. Ernie Bilbo
10. Timmy Potato
11. Hakeem
12. *Pervis Chang
13. Shu Shin-Wong
14. Crackers Calhoun
First practice: October 29, 6:00 p.m. at field 10
** Please bring your own glove **
October 24, 2011
Public Service Announcement
Do these types of images make you uncomfortable?
This holiday season, let's make sure the sandwiches get eaten.
Call 555-3995 to find out how you can make a difference.
October 23, 2011
Services
Handy man for hire
"I'll take care of all your odd jobs or my name isn't Randal"
* Personal faller
* Vacuuming critic
* Possum interrogation
* "Let's run over to that lady and chew on her toes"
* Directions to the roof
* Pillowcase-eating contest judge
Call for rates and availability
Chuck 555-6019
"I'll take care of all your odd jobs or my name isn't Randal"
* Personal faller
* Vacuuming critic
* Possum interrogation
* "Let's run over to that lady and chew on her toes"
* Directions to the roof
* Pillowcase-eating contest judge
Call for rates and availability
Chuck 555-6019
October 22, 2011
For sale
Two goldfish
* Eddie Jr. and Ozzie
* Both deceased in September
* Appeared in 2010 musical Goldfish of a Salesman
* Interesting trades for living goldfish considered
$3 each or $5 for both
Eddie 555-1818
* Eddie Jr. and Ozzie
* Both deceased in September
* Appeared in 2010 musical Goldfish of a Salesman
* Interesting trades for living goldfish considered
$3 each or $5 for both
Eddie 555-1818
October 21, 2011
Openings
The Game Trough
Grand Re-opening
Top-selling games:
* Breakfast Buffet 2008
* Cumin Seed Man
Grand Re-opening
Top-selling games:
* Breakfast Buffet 2008
* Cumin Seed Man
* Escape From The Dinner Table
* Driveway Thief
* Vacuuming '93
* Cumin Seed Man vs. Canada
The Game Trough - 322 Morris Blvd., Kaynesport
* Driveway Thief
* Vacuuming '93
* Cumin Seed Man vs. Canada
The Game Trough - 322 Morris Blvd., Kaynesport
October 20, 2011
October 19, 2011
Meetings
Kaynesport High Homecoming Dance
Committee meeting
On the agenda:
* Note to the guys: please put on your cummerbund after your underwear and pants
* Piggy back rides to and from the gym begin at 5:30 p.m. the day of the dance
* The theme 'under the sea' should not be taken literally
October 21, 1:00 p.m. in the media center
Committee meeting
On the agenda:
* Note to the guys: please put on your cummerbund after your underwear and pants
* Piggy back rides to and from the gym begin at 5:30 p.m. the day of the dance
* The theme 'under the sea' should not be taken literally
October 21, 1:00 p.m. in the media center
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