For sale

Reality TV on DVD


* Make Me Some Soup! - Season 2
* So You Think You Can Extract A Molar? - Final season
* What's That Smell?! - Season 3 (w/outtakes)
* Watch Me Eat Cat Litter - Complete series
* Who Won't Suffocate?! - Season 6


$6 each
Veronica 555-7661

Public Service Announcement

Meetings

Wallace High School yearbook staff
Emergency meeting


* "Most pimples" will not be a senior superlative
* No matter how many photos they send, there is no such thing as the nipple piercing club


March 30, 3:30 p.m.

For sale

Drug store bill

* $8.93 owed
* I'm at Drugstop store #61, at register 3. The cashier's name is Annette. I'm in blue jeans and a red shirt, and I have bad poison ivy.
* Free drug store circular with purchase


$15
Bernard 555-5771

For sale

1/2 strawberry



* Red
* Interesting trades for grapes or partial grapes considered


$3
Gene 555-7112

Meetings

Flight 343 to Kaynesport
Row C meeting


April 4, 2:30 p.m. in front of the coffee shop near gate J

For sale

Designer shoes for sale


* 1 in 4 contains a live frog
* Must provide own feet


Call for pricing list
555-7291

For sale

Ice



* Clear
* Used in the documentary film Portrait of an Ice Cube Bootlegger


$.40 per cube
Deondre 555-2181

For rent

Pants

* Brown
* Only been worn a few dozen times
* Must provide own zipper/belt loops


$7/half hour
Brent 555-7332

Meetings

Kaynesport Historical Society
Annual meeting

On the agenda:

* Archiving past charcoal-eating contests
* We still need drivers for next month's mashed potato ride through Puddinger Park
* Meet and greet with new society goldfish, Ivan
* 2012 membership fees can not be paid in egg noodles


April 2, 7:00 p.m. at the Molz Street headquarters building

Services

Need elevator buttons pushed?


Joe Maglio 555-9995

Public Service Announcement

Help prevent young french fries from turning to a life on the streets.

Call 555-5051 to find out how you can help

For sale

CD singles


* Stop! In the Name of that Pedestrian - Helen Carl
* Unhappy (Glued) Together - The Squirrels
* I Saw Mommy Kissing Robert's Mommy - Peggy Cliff


$3 each
Buck 555-4393

For sale

Watermelon


[photo aged 1 hour]


$2
Jennifer 555-7661