Carrot sticks
$2 each or both for $3
Tevin 555-4911
** Hurry, many interested **
May 31, 2012
May 30, 2012
Announcements
Drunville Blastos Baseball
Additions to 2012 promotional calendar
June 25 - Extension Cord Night
July 9 - Celery stalk (first 10,000 fans)
August 2 - Bring Your Penguin To The Park
August 4 - Bus Seat Day
August 28 - Throw Pinecones At The Center Fielder
Call 555-DRUN for tickets
Additions to 2012 promotional calendar
June 25 - Extension Cord Night
July 9 - Celery stalk (first 10,000 fans)
August 2 - Bring Your Penguin To The Park
August 4 - Bus Seat Day
August 28 - Throw Pinecones At The Center Fielder
Call 555-DRUN for tickets
May 29, 2012
May 28, 2012
Services
Ticket Kings
For this summer's hottest events at The Kaynesport Dome
June 30 - The Jewelry Keepers
July 22 - M.A.T.S. (Mothers Against Teenage Shrugging) annual conference
August 4 - Beth & Rory Sing the Real Estate Pages
August 16 - Napkins On Ice
Ticket Kings 555-2881
For this summer's hottest events at The Kaynesport Dome
June 30 - The Jewelry Keepers
July 22 - M.A.T.S. (Mothers Against Teenage Shrugging) annual conference
August 4 - Beth & Rory Sing the Real Estate Pages
August 16 - Napkins On Ice
Ticket Kings 555-2881
May 27, 2012
Services
Phil's Flooring Service
"If you had Phil's floor, you'd be standing on it by now"
* Mayo base
* Hardwood floor theft prevention
* Saying "Phil's floors" ten times fast practice
* Edible carpet
* Ceramic tile war historian on site
* Free turtle drawing with purchase
Phil's - 665 Bogley Lane, Shoshane Valley Unincorporated
"If you had Phil's floor, you'd be standing on it by now"
* Mayo base
* Hardwood floor theft prevention
* Saying "Phil's floors" ten times fast practice
* Edible carpet
* Ceramic tile war historian on site
* Free turtle drawing with purchase
Phil's - 665 Bogley Lane, Shoshane Valley Unincorporated
May 26, 2012
Meetings
A Novel Concept book club
June meeting
Books to discuss:
* What To Expect When You're Expecting A Sneeze - Janet Kremier
* Mayonnaise In The Rye - Morris Leonard
* Championship Prison Volleyball Teams - Chocolate House Publishing
* The Idiot's Guide To The Sidewalk - Editor: Jojo Vance
May 30, 4:00 p.m. at Tyanna's apartment
June meeting
Books to discuss:
* What To Expect When You're Expecting A Sneeze - Janet Kremier
* Mayonnaise In The Rye - Morris Leonard
* Championship Prison Volleyball Teams - Chocolate House Publishing
* The Idiot's Guide To The Sidewalk - Editor: Jojo Vance
May 30, 4:00 p.m. at Tyanna's apartment
May 25, 2012
May 24, 2012
For sale
Paper towels
* Eleven available (eight new, three used more than twice)
* Interesting trades for napkins considered
$1 each or all eleven for $10
Pete 555-3426
* Eleven available (eight new, three used more than twice)
* Interesting trades for napkins considered
$1 each or all eleven for $10
Pete 555-3426
May 23, 2012
Missing
Corn cob
* Last seen: Monday on the kitchen table
* He had the corn eaten off of him before going missing, and he's probably cold and scared
* Reward corn kernels offered (from different ear)
Lawrence & Gail 555-7552
* Last seen: Monday on the kitchen table
* He had the corn eaten off of him before going missing, and he's probably cold and scared
* Reward corn kernels offered (from different ear)
Lawrence & Gail 555-7552
May 22, 2012
Meetings
Car pool to work
Pre-May 24 meeting
May 23 at 5:00 p.m., back seat of Linda's station wagon
Motivational poster: Daryl
Band aids: Patricia
Pre-May 24 meeting
May 23 at 5:00 p.m., back seat of Linda's station wagon
Motivational poster: Daryl
Band aids: Patricia
May 21, 2012
Opportunities
I built a flour tortilla boat and I'm going to sail around the world, or down the Kaynesport River for a little while.
If interested, give me a call.
(Ladies ages 18-through-23 only)
Jeremy 555-3049
If interested, give me a call.
(Ladies ages 18-through-23 only)
Jeremy 555-3049
May 20, 2012
Events
The Kerwin Daniels House
Upcoming meeting/event schedule
May 23 - Women Named Linda, summer '12 kick off meeting. 7:00 p.m. in room 8
June 5 - F.L.A. (Fake Limper's Anonymous). 6:30 p.m. in room 5
June 9 - Record release party for the 25th anniversary release of Peggy Cliff's album I Saw Mommy Kissing Everyone. Auxiliary auditorium, 9:00 p.m.
June 15 - What The Book? book club, summer meeting. Featuring discussion on several books, including A Child Called 'Pretzel' and The Idiot's Guide To Epilogues
June 30 - July 1st Eve countdown, begins at 11:30 p.m. in the main auditorium
Kerwin Daniels House - 640 Derwood Lane, Kaynesport
Upcoming meeting/event schedule
May 23 - Women Named Linda, summer '12 kick off meeting. 7:00 p.m. in room 8
June 5 - F.L.A. (Fake Limper's Anonymous). 6:30 p.m. in room 5
June 9 - Record release party for the 25th anniversary release of Peggy Cliff's album I Saw Mommy Kissing Everyone. Auxiliary auditorium, 9:00 p.m.
June 15 - What The Book? book club, summer meeting. Featuring discussion on several books, including A Child Called 'Pretzel' and The Idiot's Guide To Epilogues
June 30 - July 1st Eve countdown, begins at 11:30 p.m. in the main auditorium
Kerwin Daniels House - 640 Derwood Lane, Kaynesport
May 19, 2012
For rent
Couch cushion
* White w/soy sauce stain
* Sitting or standing available
$6/half hour
Paul 555-8102
* White w/soy sauce stain
* Sitting or standing available
$6/half hour
Paul 555-8102
May 18, 2012
Meetings
The People Under Andrea Fleming's Stairs
May meeting
On the agenda:
* Our field trip to Andrea's second grade cubby hole has been moved to June 28
* Copies of the new documentary film Andrea Brushes Her Teeth: 2/7/12 are now available for $10; please see Raul under stair 4.
* Who is driving Andrea's father-in-law Dale to his L.E.A. (Leaf Eater's Anonymous) meeting next Wednesday?
May 20, 1:00 p.m.
May meeting
On the agenda:
* Our field trip to Andrea's second grade cubby hole has been moved to June 28
* Copies of the new documentary film Andrea Brushes Her Teeth: 2/7/12 are now available for $10; please see Raul under stair 4.
* Who is driving Andrea's father-in-law Dale to his L.E.A. (Leaf Eater's Anonymous) meeting next Wednesday?
May 20, 1:00 p.m.
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