Announcements

Kaynesport Aeros basketball
Additions to the 2012-2013 promotional calendar

December 29 - Envelope of gravel (first 2,000 fans 14-under)
January 8 - Throw cabbage at the owner's son
February 17 - Arm Rest Night
February 25 - Salad dressing packet (first 5,000 fans)
March 7 - Garbage Bag Day


For tickets, call 555-3301

Services

Off-season Easter Bunny for hire

* Available through late-March
* Must provide ears


Tim  555-4007

For sale

1/3 of a bagel

* Sesame


$4
Juwan  555-0334

For rent

Bacon grease

* Three ounces available


$3/half hour
Greg  555-6816

** Call within the next 3 minutes or so and get a free piece of bacon **

For sale

Reality TV on DVD


* How Much Dog Hair is in my Couch? - Season 4
* Watch Me Drink Nail Polish Remover - Final season
* Golf Bag Swap - Season 3
* Who Won't Get Hypothermia?! - Season 6
* Bus Stop: Jacksonville


$7 each
Trevon 555-6126

For sale

French fries

Currently on the sidewalk in front of my house, but free delivery available.


$.40 each or $10 for all 30
Gwen  555-7665

For sale

Pieces of a flower pot

* Several dozen available
* Six-year old (Nathaniel) responsible for breaking of the flower pot free w/purchase of three or more pieces


$2 each
Connie & Keondre  555-8391

** Ask about our layaway options **

Meetings

The Torkelsons
Post-Thanksgiving family meeting

On the agenda:

* Grandpa Orel's "no shirt, no underwear, no dentures, no sweat" song/dance video: through Sunday copies are on sale for $10. See Aunt Linda at the mailbox.
* Countdown to Thanksgiving, 2013 begins March 5 at midnight


Today, 2:30 p.m. in the sun room

For sale

Pencil shavings

* Over 150 individual shavings in all different sizes available
* Perfect for that special someone in your life


Call for pricing list
Boris  555-3884

* Free mini pencil sharpener with purchase of 25 or more shavings *

Found item

Is this your toothbrush?

Its been in the hallway outside my apartment door on Canal Street since the morning of the 22nd.

I think it knows about my toothbrush.


* Doesn't like to be walked


Tatiana  555-8177

For sale

VHS movies

* Dances With Snow Shovels
* Hockey Fish 3
* Things We Lost in the Potato Salad
* Underwear: Impossible
* Desperately Seeking Mouth Wash


$4 each
Arnold  555-0017

Meetings

What The Book? reading group
November meeting


Books to discuss:

* Championship Prison Ping Pong Teams - Editor Maurice Bly
* Greer's Law Books: Fire Ant Possession - Greer Publishing
* Idiot's Guide To The Car Window - Chocolate House Publishing


November 23 at 6:30 p.m.

For rent

Paintbrush

* Used as a prop in the hit play (These Paintbrushes) Are Finally Getting Married!


$8/half hour
Brenda  555-0033

Services

Need rugs looked under?


Joe Maglio  555-9995