Grocery bill
* $26.40 due
* One high five from bag boy free with purchase (pending bag boy approval)
* I'm at register 6 at Pleasepay Grocery store #277 in a yellow Dominic's Dancing Raviolis t-shirt. The cashier's name is Ben.
$27
Jill 555-8363
August 31, 2013
August 30, 2013
For sale
Used hardcover books
* Encyclopedia of Delayed Airline Flights, Volume 7
* Idiot's Guide To Scissors
* Book of Goldfish Names: I-P
* Championship Prison Miniature Golf Teams
$8 each
Gloria 555-2246
* Encyclopedia of Delayed Airline Flights, Volume 7
* Idiot's Guide To Scissors
* Book of Goldfish Names: I-P
* Championship Prison Miniature Golf Teams
$8 each
Gloria 555-2246
August 29, 2013
August 28, 2013
Meetings
Calendar Watchers
Late-summer meeting
On the agenda:
* Days We Can Do Without with Dr. Elroy Riles, Part 9: February 16
* When is it going to be December?
* Why Darryl and his boat made of old calendars each went missing
August 29, 8:00 p.m. at Beverly's condo
Late-summer meeting
On the agenda:
* Days We Can Do Without with Dr. Elroy Riles, Part 9: February 16
* When is it going to be December?
* Why Darryl and his boat made of old calendars each went missing
August 29, 8:00 p.m. at Beverly's condo
August 27, 2013
For sale
Erwin
* 44-years old
* Ear hair since 1997
* Appeared in the hit reality TV show Will Someone Go On A Date With My Uncle?
$450
Jack & Lorraine 555-3200
* 44-years old
* Ear hair since 1997
* Appeared in the hit reality TV show Will Someone Go On A Date With My Uncle?
$450
Jack & Lorraine 555-3200
August 26, 2013
Services
Handy-man for hire
"Let me handle all your odd jobs"
* Introducing shirt buttons to other shirt buttons
* "Let's rush over to that guy and chew on his fingers"
* Looking into mirrors
* Making envelopes out of loaves of bread and mailing things
Call for rates and availability
Xavier 555-8118
"Let me handle all your odd jobs"
* Introducing shirt buttons to other shirt buttons
* "Let's rush over to that guy and chew on his fingers"
* Looking into mirrors
* Making envelopes out of loaves of bread and mailing things
and more!
Call for rates and availability
Xavier 555-8118
August 25, 2013
For rent
I've got a phone line available for rent.
Unlimited local calls, but you have to use my phone. It's green and in my bedroom. Any ladies calling in the next 15 minutes will receive two free hugs - one from me and one from my friend, Tony.
You'll also have access to my personal address book, which includes phone numbers for:
* The video store down the street
* Tony's cell number
* The gas station around the corner that sells breakfast burritos sometimes
* Tony's mother's house phone
$8/hour or ask about our pay-by-call plan
Harold 555-2007
Unlimited local calls, but you have to use my phone. It's green and in my bedroom. Any ladies calling in the next 15 minutes will receive two free hugs - one from me and one from my friend, Tony.
You'll also have access to my personal address book, which includes phone numbers for:
* The video store down the street
* Tony's cell number
* The gas station around the corner that sells breakfast burritos sometimes
* Tony's mother's house phone
$8/hour or ask about our pay-by-call plan
Harold 555-2007
August 24, 2013
Wanted
I'm looking to purchase the handle end of six forks.
I've got plenty of prongs, just need the handles for a dinner party I'm hosting.
Willing to spend as much as $1.20 each.
Tamara 555-6680
I've got plenty of prongs, just need the handles for a dinner party I'm hosting.
Willing to spend as much as $1.20 each.
Tamara 555-6680
August 23, 2013
For rent
1 green crayon
* Used in the creation of the spring, 2013 refrigerator note Back at 6, Love Linda
$4/half hour
Garrett & Linda 555-4309
* Used in the creation of the spring, 2013 refrigerator note Back at 6, Love Linda
$4/half hour
Garrett & Linda 555-4309
August 22, 2013
August 21, 2013
August 20, 2013
Item found
Potato
I found this little one in our neighborhood's culdesac Monday. Looks like it could be far away from home and missing the other potatoes.
Didn't answer to Brian, Tina or Brian a second time
.
If he's yours, give us a call.
Maurice & Hector 555-4997
I found this little one in our neighborhood's culdesac Monday. Looks like it could be far away from home and missing the other potatoes.
Didn't answer to Brian, Tina or Brian a second time
.
If he's yours, give us a call.
Maurice & Hector 555-4997
August 19, 2013
For sale
Reality TV on DVD
* Does Your Little Sister Have To Be Here? - final season
* Let's Glue Things To That Old Lady - season 4 w/commentary
* Infant Swap - season 6
* At The Postal Service Drop-Off Box With The Stars - season 3
* How Many French Fries Are Under The Seat Of My Car?! - seasons 1 and 2
$6 each
Beth 555-2918
* Does Your Little Sister Have To Be Here? - final season
* Let's Glue Things To That Old Lady - season 4 w/commentary
* Infant Swap - season 6
* At The Postal Service Drop-Off Box With The Stars - season 3
* How Many French Fries Are Under The Seat Of My Car?! - seasons 1 and 2
$6 each
Beth 555-2918
August 18, 2013
Meetings
Car pool to work
Pre-August 22 meeting
August 21, 7:00 p.m. in the back seat of Hillary's van
Inspirational posters: Hank (passenger seat head rest), Danielle (rear view mirror)
Tap water/paper cups: Shebrita
Practice cigarettes: Pete
Pre-August 22 meeting
August 21, 7:00 p.m. in the back seat of Hillary's van
Inspirational posters: Hank (passenger seat head rest), Danielle (rear view mirror)
Tap water/paper cups: Shebrita
Practice cigarettes: Pete
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