I'm looking to purchase one left-footed roller skate, doesn't matter the color or size.
Willing to pay as much as $6 or the equivalent in cat litter.
Serious offers only.
Danny 555-0103
November 30, 2013
November 29, 2013
Meetings
The Rondos
Post-Thanksgiving meeting
On the agenda:
* VHS copies of Grandma Ruth dropping the turkey on the front lawn and angrily kicking it all the way to the front door are on sale now. See Grandpa Wayne at the washing machine for more details.
* Countdown to Thanksgiving, 2014 begins April 7 at midnight
* Aunt Carla is still hiding underneath the car in the driveway
Today, 3:30 p.m. on the front porch
Post-Thanksgiving meeting
On the agenda:
* VHS copies of Grandma Ruth dropping the turkey on the front lawn and angrily kicking it all the way to the front door are on sale now. See Grandpa Wayne at the washing machine for more details.
* Countdown to Thanksgiving, 2014 begins April 7 at midnight
* Aunt Carla is still hiding underneath the car in the driveway
Today, 3:30 p.m. on the front porch
November 28, 2013
For sale
Video footage of my mailman dropping off/picking up mail available for a limited time.
* VHS copies only
* Used envelopes also available
Hector
555-0022
* VHS copies only
* Used envelopes also available
Hector
555-0022
November 27, 2013
November 26, 2013
For hire
Off-season Easter Bunny for hire
* Available November through late-February
* Must provide ears. I have everything else.
Tim 555-4007
* Available November through late-February
* Must provide ears. I have everything else.
Tim 555-4007
November 25, 2013
November 24, 2013
Meetings
Stop & Stay Convenience Store
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Forcing the customers to jog around the building three times to receive their change was not on the training video
* The "too many cigars in my nose" joke at the cash register is no longer funny
* We do not have a give a penny take a frozen pizza tray
Tomorrow morning, 9:30 a.m.
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* Forcing the customers to jog around the building three times to receive their change was not on the training video
* The "too many cigars in my nose" joke at the cash register is no longer funny
* We do not have a give a penny take a frozen pizza tray
Tomorrow morning, 9:30 a.m.
November 23, 2013
November 22, 2013
For sale
Little league baseball trophy
I'm trying to sell my son's baseball trophy. He won it for most-improved player (2012), but to be honest he regressed quite a bit this year.
I don't want him thinking a .253 average and 17 errors at shortstop is acceptable, so if interested, I'd also like to get a quick photograph of you holding the trophy for my son's stocking stuffer.
* Some sunflower seeds also available
$15
Hank 555-9923
I'm trying to sell my son's baseball trophy. He won it for most-improved player (2012), but to be honest he regressed quite a bit this year.
I don't want him thinking a .253 average and 17 errors at shortstop is acceptable, so if interested, I'd also like to get a quick photograph of you holding the trophy for my son's stocking stuffer.
* Some sunflower seeds also available
$15
Hank 555-9923
November 21, 2013
Events
Evan & Rory Near The Movies
Friday show
Movies to discuss:
* The Water Fountain Of The Opera
* Things We Lost In The Salad Bar
* The Greatest T-Shirt To Ever Fold
* My Big Fat Greek Driving Instructor
November 22, 7:00 p.m. on WDERTV
Friday show
Movies to discuss:
* The Water Fountain Of The Opera
* Things We Lost In The Salad Bar
* The Greatest T-Shirt To Ever Fold
* My Big Fat Greek Driving Instructor
November 22, 7:00 p.m. on WDERTV
November 20, 2013
November 19, 2013
For sale
2013 wall calendar
* 12 Months of Raisins
* Some of November & all of December still unwritten upon
$4
Dale 555-9114
* 12 Months of Raisins
* Some of November & all of December still unwritten upon
$4
Dale 555-9114
November 18, 2013
Wanted
Looking to purchase several pounds of taco shells for a bed I want to make. I'm willing to pay upwards of $8/pound.
Lamar 555-1558
Lamar 555-1558
November 17, 2013
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