June 9, 2008

Paymont University


"Now is the time for something"

With over 8,000 campuses nationwide, Paymont is a thinking-man's university. We fit into your schedule, literally, with The Traveling Professor program. And all Paymont students will catch "Falcin Feever" with our intercollegiate athletics programs.

But most importantly, Paymont has a whole closet full of determination. That's something you can't teach.

"When I first got here, I was like,
'what is that smell?' But I took some
classes and I met this cute guy, Steve.

-- Hillary Grunderson, Henrico, VA

"I graduated from Paymont with a degree
in Happleblonics; was at the top of my
class, was Valattatorial. But I went to
job interviews and people tell me they've
never heard of Paymont. I give them the
Falcin fight song, you know, I do the
Happy Squaker Dance, but it doesn't help
at all."

-- Pete Berns, Tampa, FL

* Payment options available: cash, money order, IOU.
* All courses available online at our web site.

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