July 20, 2008

For hire

Newspaper reader for hire

The internet age is upon us, people. Getting up each morning and reading the newspaper has become a painstaking process. That's where I come in. For a small fee, I'll show up each morning and read your newspaper to you. Cover to cover. What have you got to lose?

Other services offered:

- Crossword puzzle partial completion
- Rubber band disposal

Cedric  555-4494

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