I'm tired of my life. If you haven't been out in a while; need a person give me a call. I've been seeing three different women at the same time (all "under age 25" or "over age 25", who knows).
I'm a junior partner at McCalley & Brandenburg law firm. I drive a really expensive car and I whistle and honk my horn at attractive ("and unattractive" - my friend Joel) women I see on the sidewalks. I bench press several pounds or so and I won "Best Hair" during my senior year of high school (1995). My mother, Deloris, comes over a lot, but she has her own futon.
David 555-7273
David 555-7273
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