Jalinski Computer Company wants to teach you and others how to operate a computer. Choose from one of our four week-long programs:
THE ON-OFF BUTTON
Professor Aaron Cartwright
* Where is the on-off button?
* Protect yourself from overuse
* Should we be calling it the off-on button?
THE KEYBOARD
Professor Kitch McAllister
* I spilled Mountain Dew on my keyboard, now what?
* Typing with a purpose
* Living without the letter 'R'
THE MONITOR
Professor Pip Vanderwal
* Permanent marker horror stories
* Why the monitor shouldn't be in your lap
WHAT ELSE DOES THIS THING DO?
Professor Maria Martinez
Only $400 per course
Call now! 555-8282
August 5, 2008
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