August 5, 2008

Opportunities

Jalinski Computer Company wants to teach you and others how to operate a computer. Choose from one of our four week-long programs:


THE ON-OFF BUTTON
Professor Aaron Cartwright

* Where is the on-off button?
* Protect yourself from overuse
* Should we be calling it the off-on button?


THE KEYBOARD

Professor Kitch McAllister

* I spilled Mountain Dew on my keyboard, now what?
* Typing with a purpose
* Living without the letter 'R'


THE MONITOR

Professor Pip Vanderwal

* Permanent marker horror stories
* Why the monitor shouldn't be in your lap


WHAT ELSE DOES THIS THING DO?
Professor Maria Martinez



Only $400 per course
Call now! 555-8282

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