August 7, 2008

For Sale


I've got it all: white lined, plain white, yellow lined, green graph paper, fax cover sheets, orange printing paper, tracing paper. You name it, I'll look around in my basement, but I'm pretty confident I've got it.

email for pricing list:


Age 37
bald, glasses

Buy my husband for a fraction of the cost of other husbands. He's handy around the house; pretty good at driving; head coach of the Cleppinger County 12-year old travel basketball team. Collects matchbooks.


Kate 555-6773

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