September 17, 2008

Thoughts for sale

I've got hundreds of thoughts going through my head and I'm tired of having to deal with all of them. For the month of September all of my thoughts are 75% off.

Some of my most popular:

- Where did I leave my favorite blue jacket with the picture of the motorcycle on the sleeve?
- My ex-girlfriend Mary: did she get the grocery bag full of rose petals I sent her?
- What is that on my leg?
- Slam dunking over Shaquille O'Neal. We become immediate friends and rent a condo together.
- I'm afraid of snakes so why do I now own three of them?
- Grapes

Make me an offer
Danny 555-8108

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