October 6, 2008

For sale

Pro basketball bench

Everything must go before the start of the season-

Short, white guy: Mitch Donaldson

* Crew cut
* Former walk-on at Paymont University; averaged 4.7 ppg and 2.2 apg his senior year

7-3, 210-pound Slovakian: Dominic Hedvika

* Curly, brown perm

Power forward: Ricky "Lemontree" Daniels

* 6-4, 355 pounds
* Won three consecutive national pepperoni log eating contests (1998-2000)

Trainer: James

Eight red, folding chairs

Make us an offer

Cain City Mavericks

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