October 3, 2008

Wide receiver for sale

Jimmy Washington
Age: 23

2nd-year pro

* tall, great hands, speaks in 1st person

We really don't have any place for him on our roster. He never says a word, loves not only his quarterback, but all quarterbacks.

Couple other things:

1. The fans gave him a nickname and he said "I don't want it."
2. No arrest record
3. Tattoo of himself giving a hug to a small child on his right bicep

He's a real problem and it's time for all of us to move on.

Make us an offer

Sanderson Valley Cobras 555-1323

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