December 26, 2008

For sale

Christmas tree

Plastic; about 6 feet, 4 inches.

* Two presents still underneath (Aunt Marsha)
* Was inspiration for wine-induced duets of O Christmas Tree - 2005, 2006, 2008


$27
Diane 555-6210



Socks
(Two pairs)

Reindeer heads with glowing, red noses on each sock


$3 per pair

** Interesting trades considered **

Jimmy 555-4404

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got a pen with a woman wearing a barrel on it. When you flip the pen over, the barrel comes off and you see her privates.

Trade for the socks?

Anonymous said...

I'll give you one blue shoe for the pair of socks...

what do you think?