December 19, 2008

Police report

Ernie Herzog

Age: 38
Pants: yes
Beer in pocket: Two 16 oz. cans of Busch Light

December 18
: Mr. Herzog was taken into custody late Thursday night after refusing to remove his parachute in a government building.

Previous arrests:

July, 2007: Arrested for driving under the influence of spicy mustard.

October, 2003: Taken into custody for impersonating a wall clock. Police found the disgruntled Herzog in the den of his home, refusing to acknowledge Daylight Savings Time.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is that Lyle Berman's cousin?