January 6, 2009

Police report

Name: Preston Shoshane
Age: 26
Pants: no

January 5 - Taken into police custody for following too closely to a school bus. According to an eyewitness, Mr. Shoshane was screaming about 2% milk and demanding to see a pair of mittens.

Previous arrests:

November 6, 2007 - Shumway grocery store, Carter Avenue: Arrested for attempting to swallow a shopping cart, which is a rule 5 violation in Cole County.

May 11, 2003 - Arrested for impersonating a police horse.

BAIL: $60

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