January 28, 2009

Services provided

Do you have a hard time telling people how you feel about certain things?

Give me a call and I'll give them a piece of your mind.

* People who name their children after a season
* Unicyclists
* People who describe their belly button lint
* Ear pickers
* People whose accents change when they say Spanish words

February Specials

Help with:

- Steering wheel drumming
- Loud phone calls
- Olive breath

Call for rates and availability
Seth 555-6671

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