February 3, 2009

Thoughts for sale

Great winter deals on some of my oldest thoughts--

* What's so great about romaine lettuce, anyway?
* Whose ankle socks are these?
* Mark Paul-Gosselaar
* No one knows more Toronto Raptors trivia than I do
* I don't understand water chestnuts
* I'm sitting front row at a Van Halen concert in 1981. I yell to Eddie Van Halen "you should've played an A minor." He says, "you're right." We become best friends and rent a two-bedroom apartment.

$6 each
Devin 555-0115

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