March 30, 2009


Looking for a great place to spend your summer vacation?

Morwood Spa & Resort & Dental School is waiting for you!

* Take a tour of our fabulous Visitor's Parking Lot and Front Lobby Brochure Table

* Hike up Eyebrow Mountain and relax in one of our world-famous Clam Chowder Spas (now with 12% more bouillon!)

* Nightly musical performances:

- The Soy Sauce Revival
- Barking Linda
- Salami Sandwich
- Ernie and the Bunsen Burners

And so much more!

Call 555-8117 for reservations

** Free molar extraction if you purchase by May 1 **

1 comment:

Toby said...

Barking Linda rules!