March 4, 2009

Dreams for sale

I'm selling a bunch of my old dreams; some go all the way back to my childhood.

Make me an offer.

- Quarterback for the Toronto Argonauts
- Crossing a bridge on a pogo stick while eating a tuna fish sandwich
- Go on a date with Derrick's mom
- Offensive coordinator for the Toronto Argonauts
- The maple syrup dream
- Leader of a biker gang called The Solution
- Firefighter
- Contestant on a game show; win a lifetime supply of mayonnaise

Zack 555-3303

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