May 16, 2009

Now hiring

Wayne Tolleson Airport is hiring staff in several departments

Pick the job that's right for you:

* "Sir/ma'am, there's toilet paper on your shoe" duty
* Guarding the replica alligator heads on the wall of O'Hernanhan's Bar & Grill
* Frequent Hot Dog Club card fraud
* Assisting the slovenly
* Gate B32 party coordinator

W.T. International Airport - 555-1199

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