May 9, 2009

Personal ads

CATS SEEKING CATS



SBWC, age 6. Trying to find a nice, young feline to share my window ledge.

No fake whiskers.

Vladimir box 11107


My hair is all matted down and I'm down to dietary, salmon-flavored dry food, but I still know how to party.

Cookie box 66320


MEN SEEKING WOMEN


52-year old retired elevator critic.

Orin box 30007


I just got out of the shower, but I forgot to take off my clothes before I got in. Looking for a woman with a drier.

Herndon box 33918

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