June 15, 2009


Life coach for hire

Vanessa Parker
Age: 41
- Life coach since 2003

* Stop watering your lawn with orange soda
* Fear of killer wheelbarrows
* Put on your socks before your shoes
* Looking good in an art smock
* Answer the phone when it rings
* Massaging the shoulders of a parking lot attendant
* What not to scream at the circus

Call 555-0612 for price and availability

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