July 4, 2009


Tester for hire

* How many ice cubes can you fit inside your nose?
* Who has the best forehead to bounce ping pong balls off of?
* Spelling (J through R; T)
* Who can last the longest in the clothing hamper
* Jeanette from Apartment 1753
* Roller skating on hundreds of acres of frozen oatmeal
* Is a homemade decoder ring a good wedding anniversary present?
* Giving the "thumbs up" in a thumbless town

Call for rates and availability
Brenden 555-7880

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