July 6, 2009

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* Don't put applesauce in your coffee
* Roof-top juggling: analyzing the angles
* How to properly identify Hoosegow
* Stop mailing celery to your exes
* There's no reason to wear a helmet to the office supply store

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1 comment:

Teddy 7 said...

there IS a reason to wear a helmet to the office supply store: killer staplers.