July 15, 2009


Psychiatrist for hire

"It's time for is, isn't it?"

* The voices inside your gas tank
* Fear of clarinets
* Hoarding staple removers
* Chimney lust
* Excessive buttoning
* Pinkie collecting
* Cluvkaphobia (fear of dishwashing detergent)
* Giraffe Draft anxiety

Call for hourly rates
Terrence 555-3404


Burt S. said...

I got giraffe draft anxiety. Can you help?

Julius said...

555-STRETCH always worked well for me.