August 7, 2009

For hire

Stan the Advice Man

"'Advice' is my middle name. Actually, it's Jacob."

* Wear socks, underwear and pants, not just socks and underwear
* How to spot a fake sideburn
* Once your toenails are clipped, throw them away
* Don't put margarine in your iced tea
* Outdoor clapping practice: dos and donts
* Trust "Averys" and "Chets" at your own risk
* Bringing a jacket into the shower

Call for rates
Stan 555-1103

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