August 4, 2009

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DOGS SEEKING DOGS



SD, 7, not fixed.

Charles box 21179


Just got done digging this old sock out of the ground and I want to share it with you. Ears must smell like expired milk or worse.

Trixxy box 43338



MEN SEEKING WOMEN

SWM, 36. Unfortunately, I got some bad advice a long time ago and have been looking for lungs for the past 20 years. I have plenty of lungs; willing to try love, or the equivalent in cheese.

Thomas box 30881


Just trying to find a woman to take to my high school reunion so I don't have to go with my Aunt Dottie. Call me.

Cody box 55907



OTHER

On the roof. Need someone to get me down.

Jay box 71016

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