August 14, 2009

Police report



Gavin Gross
Age: 52
Socks: tube (2)


August 13 - Mr. Leonard was arrested for following too closely to a caterpillar.


Previous arrests

September, 2005: Taken into police custody for possession of more than 1,000 eyebrows with intent to distribute.

March, 1991: Arrested for Danny Tartabull poster neglect

May, 1978: Arrested for refusing to remove his celery belt and Ice Cube Man cape in a government building.



GROSS, GAVIN
BAIL: $47

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