August 21, 2009

Thoughts for sale

Unloading some of my oldest thoughts.

Make me an offer -

* How much could I charge to give piggy back rides down the highway?
* What is that purple thing on my foot?
* Talking cashews
* I'm in an alligator costume, trapped in a washing machine
* Why did that guy on the subway get so upset when I tried to brush his teeth?
* Giant staplers terrorizing Notebook Paper City
* Singing cashews
* Get to meet Unibrow Man at the mall and he asks me to be his permanent sidekick

Trey 555-1819

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