September 26, 2009


Psychiatrist for hire

"Remember when it already was what it is?"

* Fear of drowning in the sink
* Excessive air high fiving
* Voices on top of your head
* Ice cube anxiety
* Vitztephobia (fear of fabric softener)
* Porcupine envy
* Whistling battles in church: keeping it real

Call for rates
Jaqueline 555-3657

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