October 11, 2009

Children for sale

Age: 3
Hobbies: Hiding in the dishwasher; writing her name in chocolate syrup on the living room furniture

Age: 5
Awards & Honors: Nationally-ranked Crawl-Farter (2004-2005)

* Will only sleep in a wheelbarrow with his imaginary friend, Dennis

$75 each or both for $125
Clem and Beverly 555-2431

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