October 6, 2009

For hire

Advice Man

"If you had taken my advice you wouldn't be reading this ad."

* Don't pour salad dressing into your sneakers
* A sneeze guard is not a suggestion
* If you're going to climb into the washing machine, make sure you know how to get out
* Don't glue blades of grass to your neck tie
* You lick it, you buy it

Call for rates and availability
Jerry 555-2118

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