November 15, 2010

Heads for sale

Freezer-wide clearance


1. Left ear bigger than right; mustache with piece of pepperoni stuck in top right corner
2. Tattoos on back of neck: BLESSSED (faded, but still visible); BLESSED
3. Squirrel
4. No eyebrows; bald

$50 each


**November special**

- Body only: 5-7, 137 pounds; brown jacket; no arm hair - $15


Barry 555-4374

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