October 26, 2009

Police report



Vernon Easterly
Age: 36
Pants: No


October 25: Taken into custody for bathing in a downtown bird bath. Mr. Easterly claimed he was "just trying to teach the younger birds how to lather properly."


Previous arrests:

April 18, 2000: Found with more than three pounds of owl feathers with intent to distribute.

May 24, 1999: Arrested for acorn neglect.



EASTERLY, VERNON
Bail: $15

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