October 12, 2009

Thoughts for sale

These are some of my more recent thoughts.

Got to get them out of my head; make me an offer.

* Pumpkin seed earrings
* I'm not a big fan of the name "Carson".
* Goldfish don't need to be taken for walks. I know that now.
* What is so wrong about picking other people's noses?
* While helping Dan Marino fix a flat tire, he tosses me a wrench and I make an over-the-shoulder catch. He says "nice grab, rookie" and we become best friends and rent a two-bedroom apartment.
* That's the last time I drink an entire bottle of sun tan lotion to impress a woman.

Dale 555-8459

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