January 14, 2010

Children for sale

Age: 15
Favorite phrase: LEA RFMOL SPP!
Significant other: Qwayshon (9 days)
Special skills: none

Age: 5
Favorite game: Climb on roof, try to catch birds
Special skills: Pinches at a 1st grade level
Mortal enemy: The monster in the garbage disposal

$150 each or both for $275
Roderick & Cora 555-3346

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